Friday, May 27, 2016

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34 comments:

  1. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to flambe."

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  2. Three entries! Is this contest kickass or what!

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  3. It's over folks. Take your balls and go home.

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  4. Dragons, the Anti Cap contest, unicorns...all mythical.

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  5. "You really need to switch hands when you're, uh, surfing the net"

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  6. "Dammit, it's not over 'till I say it's over!"

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  7. "Hey. HEY!! No smoking!"

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  8. "Put a f__k in it. It’s done!

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  9. Well, the Anti-Cap Contest appears to be over. Thanks for your efforts, al. Hope
    you have left due to your busy life and not had something unspeakable happen. How about a good-bye to your followers? (those who may still be checking in, at least) I am getting most of my entertainment from the Trump campaign these days anyway.

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  10. Worst Burr-Hamilton Duel Re-enactment Ever.

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  11. We all could use this contest, now more than ever, al! Where do I mail the check and who(m) do I make it out to?

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  12. Yeah, would love to get alinla's take on the (rigged) election before he is imprisoned under the new libel laws.

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  13. Al! I won the ACTUAL NEW YORKER CONTEST and your damn site is so neglected I can't even come here to brag. Ahhh...fuggit. The Anti-Caption Contest was always more fun.

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  14. The al followers here are obscenely neglected.

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  15. Could you be more specific, sgo123? What New Yorker Contest are you referring to?

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  16. "I am not here to hurt you I just want to cut you open and see if my Fiancée is in there".

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  17. I wasn't spoiling for a fight but it's true what I said, "Small arms, small (no) penis."

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  18. Happy birthday, al!

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  19. Another year has gone by with no word from al. Oh well, happy birthday anyway.

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  20. เลเซอร์หน้าใส เป็นอีกหนึ่งสิ่งใหม่ทางความงดงามที่ช่วยฟื้นฟูผิวหนังที่แห้งหยาบ บริเวณใบหน้าหมองคล้ำให้กลับมาผ่องใสมองกระปรี้กระเปร่า สดใสภายในเวลาอันรวดเร็วทันใจ นับว่าเป็นทางลัดความสวยสดงดงามที่กำลังเป็นที่นิยมสูง ช่วยดูแลผิวให้ขาวกระจ่างขาวใส จากการลดลางเลือนริ้วรอยจุดด่างดำได้อย่างมีคุณภาพ

    เลเซอร์หน้าใส
    เลเซอร์ลดริ้วรอย
    เลเซอร์รอยสิว

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  21. Yet another birthday for al. Happy day.

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  22. Happy birthday, al. Hope all is well. Would have been nice to have this tiny ray of sunshine in our lives the last 4 years. How about leaving us a message?

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  24. I gave you the option to choose pistols. You said swords. No going back now.

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  25. The Anti-Cap Contest lives thanks to JohnnyB. Brings a smile to my face. If only we
    could find al and get him to resurrect this thing.

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  26. Happy birthday, al! C'mon, leave us a note to let us know you are ok.

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  27. Forgot to leave my annual birthday wishes, so belated happy bday, al.

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  28. The years here are obscene.

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  29. Happy birthday al.

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