Monday, March 7, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No.513


14 comments:

  1. "I guarantee you there's no problem."

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  2. "They say God never gives you more handles. Guess they were wrong."

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  3. "This briefcase sucks."

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  4. We might taking this "board meeting" thing too literally.

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  5. Sorry. I understand how you might have thought it was racist. But when I said, "You people have really weird noses", I just meant you and Tom.

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  6. "And guess what? You're paying for this wall, Pablo."

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  7. What makes you think she died of anorexia?

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  8. Next time grab the short board campaign.

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  9. "It's for when they serve those giant hot dogs."

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  10. "I know it's the Flat Earth Society, but couldn't we just use a map instead of a 3D model?"

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  11. "Nancy Reagan was really thin."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  12. "After we leave Mississippi, we'll move you to the front handle!"

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  13. "There's a train heading to Baltimore right now, Malcolm, with nobody to serve dinner on it."

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  14. "What's more out of place here... a briefcase with 3 handles or a P.C. Vey character with two eyes?"

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