Mind the thigh gap.
Careful with Deez Nuts.
I'm giving retirement a test run.
"Call the wagon,this man is dead."
"Cop said, wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead."
"Sir...Sir! How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
"The SEC decided that my punishment for stealing billions from pension funds was to jump from a first floor window. Ahhhh, Wall Street."
"I can clearly see your nuts."
"How do you like my Scalia impression?"
"My name's Al. I don't have time to judge the contest anymore, so I just post the cartoon every week and let my 'friends' have fun at my expense."
"I worked on the tenth floor of Turing Pharmaceuticals, but I just let go."
"I don't take abuse sitting down, my therapist told me to let go and my wife just threw me out..."
"Why does Trump keep calling me "low energy"?"
Mind the thigh gap.
ReplyDeleteCareful with Deez Nuts.
ReplyDeleteI'm giving retirement a test run.
ReplyDelete"Call the wagon,this man is dead."
ReplyDelete"Cop said, wait a minute, boys, this one's not dead."
ReplyDelete"Sir...Sir! How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
ReplyDelete"The SEC decided that my punishment for stealing billions from pension funds was to jump from a first floor window. Ahhhh, Wall Street."
ReplyDelete"I can clearly see your nuts."
ReplyDelete"How do you like my Scalia impression?"
ReplyDelete"My name's Al. I don't have time to judge the contest anymore, so I just post the cartoon every week and let my 'friends' have fun at my expense."
ReplyDelete"I worked on the tenth floor of Turing Pharmaceuticals, but I just let go."
ReplyDelete"I don't take abuse sitting down, my therapist told me to let go and my wife just threw me out..."
ReplyDelete"Why does Trump keep calling me "low energy"?"
ReplyDelete