"Voof indeed, Inga- he really did have an enormous schwanzstucker."
"Now that I see it, yes, the eye breasts were a mistake."
"I had always wished Bernie would become a deadhead sooner."
"And he had all his employees buried with him. Sucked for them, being alive and all."
"And to the left is a statue of the broccoli floret he choked to death on."
"There are no flowers here. I think that's obscene."
"Cheney in Arlington. His victims are haunted by his face."
"Truth be told, Iris, Henry could never get enough head."
He was a leading growth hormone manufacturer.
"I must give him credit ... He's way ahead!"
"Of course it's larger than life ... It's an inflatable!"
Unfortunately, it all went to his head.
"This is how he'll always be remembered...at the end of his stint in Syria."
"I ordered a regular headstone. There's been a grave mistake."Jim Cavanaugh
"He was larger than life."Jim Cavanaugh
"I like that tree a lot. Let's go get a sandwich."
"It took twenty years due to his rape conviction and the statue of limitations."
"It's a trick of perspective, much like this gate that's not wide enough to actually be effective."
"That's a monument to St. Seymour, the patron saint of CPA's--Not ALL of them are Jews, you know."
"Karl always knew where the bodies were buried."
"And that's the Sen. Larry Craig Public Restroom and Glory Hole. They were going to put it in an airport, but a cemetery seems more appropriate…and private."
"Voof indeed, Inga- he really did have an enormous schwanzstucker."
ReplyDelete"Now that I see it, yes, the eye breasts were a mistake."
ReplyDelete"I had always wished Bernie would become a deadhead sooner."
ReplyDelete"And he had all his employees buried with him. Sucked for them, being alive and all."
ReplyDelete"And to the left is a statue of the broccoli floret he choked to death on."
ReplyDelete"There are no flowers here. I think that's obscene."
ReplyDelete"Cheney in Arlington. His victims are haunted by his face."
ReplyDelete"Truth be told, Iris, Henry could never get enough head."
ReplyDeleteHe was a leading growth hormone manufacturer.
ReplyDelete"I must give him credit ... He's way ahead!"
ReplyDelete"Of course it's larger than life ... It's an inflatable!"
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, it all went to his head.
ReplyDelete"This is how he'll always be remembered...at the end of his stint in Syria."
ReplyDelete"I ordered a regular headstone. There's been a grave mistake."
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"He was larger than life."
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"I like that tree a lot. Let's go get a sandwich."
ReplyDelete"It took twenty years due to his rape conviction and the statue of limitations."
ReplyDelete"It's a trick of perspective, much like this gate that's not wide enough to actually be effective."
ReplyDelete"That's a monument to St. Seymour, the patron saint of CPA's--Not ALL of them are Jews, you know."
ReplyDelete"Karl always knew where the bodies were buried."
ReplyDelete"And that's the Sen. Larry Craig Public Restroom and Glory Hole. They were going to put it in an airport, but a cemetery seems more appropriate…and private."
ReplyDelete