"Did ya see the wheels come off those Mets?"
"Robert Zemeckis killed my brother."
"Twenty years of loyal service. TWENTY. YEARS. But do I get any loyalty from them? 'Diesels are more efficient,' my caboose."
"Anybody see a couple of trolley cars? Goddamit, I'm 58 contests too late."
"Ouch! ... I have a tender behind!"
"It takes a lot to laugh it"Oh, I just can't. Al doesn't deserve it.
"I starred in 'The Great Train Robbery' when all of yous was nuthin."
Everybody hears my lonesome whistle but no one sees my lonesome heart.
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
They just used me for their crazy intentions. Do I look like a loco motive to you?
"Fuck the 3:10 to Yuma."
It doesn't actually catch cows, just smears them all over the tracks.
"Every freaking time I come in here, somebody starts singing 'Take the AA Train'. It's not funny anymore"
"Yes Jerry, I'm John CoalTrain and I'm crying because I'm blue"
The Little Engine That Stood Jim Cavanaugh
Yes, I'm steamed. The idiot cartoonist drew my face on my smokestack, not on the round front of my head where it belongs.
"I'm The Little Engine that Could, dammit, and my face was, is and always will be on my smokestack! I thought I could straighten out JohnnyB. Now bartender, I think I can put away one more boilermaker!"
I'll have the usual. One loco moco over easy and a boxcar straight up.
I walked in on Bulletrain in bed with the Hyperloop.
Give me a shot of crankcase oil and a lube chaser.
"I was never even trained."
"Did ya see the wheels come off those Mets?"
ReplyDelete"Robert Zemeckis killed my brother."
ReplyDelete"Twenty years of loyal service. TWENTY. YEARS. But do I get any loyalty from them? 'Diesels are more efficient,' my caboose."
ReplyDelete"Anybody see a couple of trolley cars? Goddamit, I'm 58 contests too late."
ReplyDelete"Ouch! ... I have a tender behind!"
ReplyDelete"It takes a lot to laugh it"
ReplyDeleteOh, I just can't. Al doesn't deserve it.
"I starred in 'The Great Train Robbery' when all of yous was nuthin."
ReplyDeleteEverybody hears my lonesome whistle but no one sees my lonesome heart.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
ReplyDeleteThey just used me for their crazy intentions. Do I look like a loco motive to you?
ReplyDelete"Fuck the 3:10 to Yuma."
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't actually catch cows, just smears them all over the tracks.
ReplyDelete"Every freaking time I come in here, somebody starts singing 'Take the AA Train'. It's not funny anymore"
ReplyDelete"Yes Jerry, I'm John CoalTrain and I'm crying because I'm blue"
ReplyDeleteThe Little Engine That Stood
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
Yes, I'm steamed. The idiot cartoonist drew my face on my smokestack, not on the round front of my head where it belongs.
ReplyDelete"I'm The Little Engine that Could, dammit, and my face was, is and always will be on my smokestack! I thought I could straighten out JohnnyB. Now bartender, I think I can put away one more boilermaker!"
ReplyDeleteI'll have the usual. One loco moco over easy and a boxcar straight up.
ReplyDeleteI walked in on Bulletrain in bed with the Hyperloop.
ReplyDeleteGive me a shot of crankcase oil and a lube chaser.
ReplyDelete"I was never even trained."
ReplyDelete