Monday, May 4, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 474


23 comments:

  1. "Murder the boss, hide her in the company garden, and no one will suspect anything."

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  2. He got transferred to Denver and thought he'd get a head start.

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  3. Johnson manages the firm's seed money.

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  4. "I don’t know what Al is doing, but the little markers say: ‘Boneguy, Johnny B, Jim Cavanaugh, Kathy H, NJ-to-TX . . ."

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  5. Dahmer's cubicle has always been weird.

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  6. "...and that's Kevin, penetrating his first dirt box."

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  7. "It's' a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  8. "Not what I expected when I approved the 'cube farm'"

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  9. "He's our new loam officer"

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  10. Oh, by the way, use the buckets in the mens room. Jim is composting.

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  13. "And that there is Hoffman, who keeps removing himself from his post."

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  14. "Contest 473, 472, 471, 470, 469, 468 and still burying."

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  15. "Say it ain't sow!"

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  16. "The plants are stupid enough, but he's even graphing the number now."

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  17. Maybe he'll sprout some balls

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  18. Corporate promised him a rose garden.

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  19. "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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