Wednesday, April 29, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 473


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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 29, 2015 at 1:11 PM

    "Damn. al really was traveling."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  2. AnonymousApril 29, 2015 at 7:08 PM

    "Cold probe? No, it's toasty!"

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  3. boneguyApril 29, 2015 at 7:34 PM

    Did he just say, "Take me to your butter"?

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  4. DexApril 29, 2015 at 7:49 PM

    "They are little guys, but they have big eggos."

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  5. boneguyApril 29, 2015 at 8:42 PM

    They're offering $50 an hour to clean the crumb tray.

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  6. reid savidApril 29, 2015 at 11:35 PM

    "I don't think they see us. Pull your pants back down."

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  7. Dr SumguyApril 29, 2015 at 11:42 PM

    "I gotta admit ... They have the cutest little doughnuts!"

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  8. Dr SumguyApril 29, 2015 at 11:51 PM

    "Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!"

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  9. AnonymousApril 30, 2015 at 4:17 AM

    "The ultrasound showed quintuplets. I guess the other two are toast."

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  10. JohnnyBApril 30, 2015 at 4:28 AM

    "To Serve Aliens" is a cookbook!

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  11. JohnnyBApril 30, 2015 at 4:30 AM

    All those old After Dark screensavers ... the flying toasters were real!

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  12. JohnnyBApril 30, 2015 at 4:34 AM

    The New Yorker and al in la ... not even trying anymore.

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  13. LRApril 30, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    "More rioters were bound to show up after Freddie Gray news finally reached the darkest outer crusts of the universe."

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  14. AnonymousApril 30, 2015 at 4:31 PM

    "Thank God it was an alien spaceship, and not another one of those fucking Claes Oldenburg sculptures."

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  15. reid savidApril 30, 2015 at 11:04 PM

    "Whoaaa, giant toast."

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  16. boneguyMay 1, 2015 at 7:56 AM

    How about that? Aliens now come gluten-free!

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  17. AnonymousMay 1, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    So they DO have game shows on other planets.

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  18. NJ-to-TXMay 2, 2015 at 4:19 AM

    "Shit, still no Pop-Tarts®."

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  19. JohnnyBMay 8, 2015 at 6:11 AM

    Winner "Looks like they opened a new account at 'Uranus Savings & Loan'!" Dr. Sumguy. It's funny because you used to get a toaster for opening an account at a savings and loan. To appreciate it, you have to be old enough to know what a savings and loan is. I don't know why he particularly referenced the planet Uranus, though.

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  20. JohnnyBMay 8, 2015 at 6:13 AM

    Honorable mention: All of mine.

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  21. AnonymousMay 28, 2015 at 10:25 PM

    "You've heard of French toast . . . "

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  22. AnonymousMay 28, 2015 at 10:26 PM

    "What will those Mexicans think of next. Let's see if their backs are wet."

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