Monday, February 2, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #462


40 comments:

  1. Turns out our CC&R prohibits blacks AND wall art.

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  2. "His you know what, hangs waaay down ... I think he's a Cockney!"

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  3. He promises in 150,000 years, to cut out the middle man.

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  4. "He says the pictrogram is the Theory of Everything."

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  5. "I found him frozen up on the mountain; he says he is from our past."

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  6. "It's Paul Ryan. Things didn't work out all that well for him. Budget cuts."

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  7. You can write a caption for the cave drawings and he'll judge it immediately.

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  8. "He's my financial advisor and he says that the smart money is in mastodon futures."

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  9. "If we put him in deep freeze, he wake up in millennia and be Phil Hartman, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!"

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  10. "He eccentric. He only order club sandwich with club soda."

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  11. "He only docent I know who club you on head if you ask question."

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  12. "He always first pick in fantasy league."

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  13. "His calls himself Hugo Boss ... Do what he says!"

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  14. "He's from the HOA!

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  15. "I quit the club scene years ago."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  16. "He's batting clean-up."

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  18. He's says he got the smoked turkey drumstick at the county fair, whatever that is.

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  19. "Looks ominous! ... 'Better Call Saul'!"

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  20. He keeps asking if we know a Fred or Wilma

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  21. "He from future where jock assholes drinking beer and watching football on widescreen TVs will call this a man cave."

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  22. Club club is over. Go home.

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  23. His name is Bam-Bam Rubble and he's on a quest to find his birth parents.

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  24. "He say suit is 100% worsted woolly mammoth."

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  25. "He best teacher in whole vet school on how to distract bull for rectal exam."

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  26. "He from Rolling Stone, and he on his own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown, like a Republican."

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  27. "Looks like he got A&E's check for that stupid reality TV show.."

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  28. "He's from the National Club Association, and he wants to know if we support Open Carry."

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  29. "He says in the future, we will spend way too much time scrolling the 'al in la' page to see if any contests were judged. Grab the club and kill him."

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  30. He say this area called Piltdown.

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  31. "He says he's a HOMOsapien, and mumbled something about same sex marriage!"

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  32. "He represents a new clothing boutique called 'The Fashion Police'!"

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  33. "He has a message from Al:'Matthew: 7-1.' . . . whatever that means?"

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  34. "The hours here are pleistocene."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  35. "I don't know what he mean, but he say that he got it from a guy named Brian Williams at the National Press Club."

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  36. "I don't know what he mean, but he say that his name is ABC and that he beat some guy named Brian Williams."

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  37. "He mumbled something about releasing 'Shadows in the Night.'"

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  38. "Sweet set of threads but that club is so old school."

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  39. WINNERS

    First Prize: One week in the Northeast.

    Second Prize: Two weeks in the Northeast.

    Third Prize: Four weeks in the Northeast.

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