Somebody stole the pearls. We're not taking chances anymore.
The fucking clouds get all over everything. They stick to your face everything. And yes, P. C. Vey is very talented at signing his name in the cloud.
"He likes Turner Classic Movies, what can I say."
Think of it as Gitmo for good people.
Ever since ISIS arrived on the scene, I've been getting wicked writer's cramp.
It's "Steampunk Week".
This one guy did escape a couple thousand years ago, but he was sent back to us on a cross pretty quickly.
"Hello, Mr. Concertina, we've been waiting for you."
"Much like the Roach Motel®, you can check in, but you can't check out."
"It's called irony."
"There's no open carry in here. Drop 'em and spread your butt cheeks."
"Anyone caught upskirting or playin' grab-ass spends a night in the box."
"Hey, you just made it under the wire!"
"For some of our inmates the concept of eternity is a total mindfuck."
"We're a little tight financially so we've taken a contract with the American penal system."
"Heaven is a sinister place."
"It's our Artists-in-Residence's take on a Crown of Thorns."
"We welcome all. Even the one-armed and faceless. But, just don't try to, y'know, escape."
"Its a pretty simple translation problem--'electric razor wire' came out as 'pearly'"
"When I first started here this was a much nicer neighborhood."
"According to your will, you specified a gated community!"
"We had to put it up after that Jesus guy got out and was loose for 3 days"
"I'm sorry⎯while you were laying around in a drug induced coma authorized by your ex-wife, your wireless access plan expired two business days before you did."
"Before I let your participles pass, you'll have to pay your syntax."
Do you know any dead IT guys? My database software is as old as creation.
"OK, it's been overhyped, but apparently the joint down the road has rivers of booze and 72 horny virgins on tap."
"The toilet? ... Cloud 9, and this time put the seat up!"
"I have you down for 'Go To Hell' at seven! ... Remember if your a no show ... We'll still charge your MasterCard!"
"How many time do I have to say, No one gets in until everyone gets in?"
"I know Jesus, it has been a long wait."
"It is Heaven OR Hell".
"Eternity is eternity until that "First generation" that gets it right."
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Do you have a reservation?
I will judge you long before Al does.
Yeah, well, ya know, everyone's got "the right God" and we can't have them getting mixed up.
'We did not want to make it too easy for the Mexicans to get in."
"It is what it is."
"It's all a plan perpetrated by the man to keep us all down."
"Some just can't take "No" for an answer".
"LOL, Can't have heaven until you stop the killing".
"Don't worry. No one will judge you here."
Somebody stole the pearls. We're not taking chances anymore.
ReplyDeleteThe fucking clouds get all over everything. They stick to your face everything. And yes, P. C. Vey is very talented at signing his name in the cloud.
ReplyDelete"He likes Turner Classic Movies, what can I say."
ReplyDeleteThink of it as Gitmo for good people.
ReplyDeleteEver since ISIS arrived on the scene, I've been getting wicked writer's cramp.
ReplyDeleteIt's "Steampunk Week".
ReplyDeleteThis one guy did escape a couple thousand years ago, but he was sent back to us on a cross pretty quickly.
ReplyDelete"Hello, Mr. Concertina, we've been waiting for you."
ReplyDelete"Much like the Roach Motel®, you can check in, but you can't check out."
ReplyDelete"It's called irony."
ReplyDelete"There's no open carry in here. Drop 'em and spread your butt cheeks."
ReplyDelete"Anyone caught upskirting or playin' grab-ass spends a night in the box."
ReplyDelete"Hey, you just made it under the wire!"
ReplyDelete"For some of our inmates the concept of eternity is a total mindfuck."
ReplyDelete"We're a little tight financially so we've taken a contract with the American penal system."
ReplyDelete"Heaven is a sinister place."
ReplyDelete"It's our Artists-in-Residence's take on a Crown of Thorns."
ReplyDelete"We welcome all. Even the one-armed and faceless. But, just don't try to, y'know, escape."
ReplyDelete"Its a pretty simple translation problem--'electric razor wire' came out as 'pearly'"
ReplyDelete"When I first started here this was a much nicer neighborhood."
ReplyDelete"According to your will, you specified a gated community!"
ReplyDelete"We had to put it up after that Jesus guy got out and was loose for 3 days"
ReplyDelete"I'm sorry⎯while you were laying around in a drug induced coma authorized by your ex-wife, your wireless access plan expired two business days before you did."
ReplyDelete"Before I let your participles pass, you'll have to pay your syntax."
ReplyDeleteDo you know any dead IT guys? My database software is as old as creation.
ReplyDelete"OK, it's been overhyped, but apparently the joint down the road has rivers of booze and 72 horny virgins on tap."
ReplyDelete"The toilet? ... Cloud 9, and this time put the seat up!"
ReplyDelete"I have you down for 'Go To Hell' at seven! ... Remember if your a no show ... We'll still charge your MasterCard!"
ReplyDelete"How many time do I have to say, No one gets in until everyone gets in?"
ReplyDelete"I know Jesus, it has been a long wait."
ReplyDelete"It is Heaven OR Hell".
ReplyDelete"Eternity is eternity until that "First generation" that gets it right."
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a reservation?
ReplyDeleteI will judge you long before Al does.
ReplyDeleteYeah, well, ya know, everyone's got "the right God" and we can't have them getting mixed up.
ReplyDelete'We did not want to make it too easy for the Mexicans to get in."
ReplyDelete"It is what it is."
ReplyDelete"It's all a plan perpetrated by the man to keep us all down."
ReplyDelete"Some just can't take "No" for an answer".
ReplyDelete"LOL, Can't have heaven until you stop the killing".
ReplyDelete"Don't worry. No one will judge you here."
ReplyDelete