"I told ya, he was a 'Flight Risk'!"
"Now you know why we call Al 'The Albatross'."
Maybe it's a message from the Lord, blessed be he, that Hassids should not be throwing people off a pier.
Johnson decides to fly with the birds instead.
"Whassamatta you? I told you polenta overshoes was a no good!"
"Damn good hang time for a white guy."
"Damn stool pigeon"
"David Blaine, ladies and gentlemen! David Blaine!"
Did you not say Houdini, Shmoo-dini?
Is there anything as satisfying as releasing embezzling accountants back into their natural habitat?
"Let him wear himself out, Rocco, then give him a second navel."
"Why are we dressed like Hassidim?"
The Godfeather IV
"I knew he was just playing chicken."
"Dis ain't gonna fly wit da boss."
"He's not only a turncoat, he's a terncoat!"
"MADONNA!"
His last wish was to stage a revival of "Angels in America".
"No sweat boys. He's heading for LaGuardia. We'll whack him after touchdown."
Who is this guy, Sullenberger?
"Jesus!"
"Al, Al, come back! All is forgiven. There are more contests to be judged!"
"Pull!"Jim Cavanaugh
Did I not say he could find his way to Poughkeepsie blindfolded?
"So what are ya waiting for? Break out the Stinger!"
"There's water everywhere."
Mental note guys. Never try to off a chisler just after he's seen "Gravity."
This started happening right after Gov. Christie made the stool pigeon the New Jersey State Bird.
Merry Christmas al to you and your family and adorable granddaughter Nova!
"It's a Christmas miracle!"Jim Cavanaugh
"I knew this whole thing would cause a big flap!"
"He's just gonna take a short flight off a long pier."
"..and I thought Flying Dutchman was just an old legend!"
"The 1920s. The era of mobsters and flappers."
"Quick, shoot! And don't just wing him!"
"Carmen, wrong shoes ... The styrofoam is for the fish ... 'To sleep with the humans'!"
"That's what you get for trying to put a square knot into a round hole."
"A jury of his piers set him free."
What did you expect from a guy with thirteen arms?
"Bye Bye Birdie!"
"For Pete's s- he's fleein' the interview. He's feelin' the interview...!"
For Pete's s- he's fleein' the interview. He's fleein' the interview...!"
"Who knew that his resolution last year was to learn how to fly?"
2 H-bombs in a row.
"Really, that is all you can say, "Jesus"?"
Al (not Capone) makes a desperate bid for freedom from the Anti-Cap (not Capone) hit squad.
"I thought you knew how to kite a Czech."
"I told ya, he was a 'Flight Risk'!"
ReplyDelete"Now you know why we call Al 'The Albatross'."
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a message from the Lord, blessed be he, that Hassids should not be throwing people off a pier.
ReplyDeleteJohnson decides to fly with the birds instead.
ReplyDelete"Whassamatta you? I told you polenta overshoes was a no good!"
ReplyDelete"Damn good hang time for a white guy."
ReplyDelete"Damn stool pigeon"
ReplyDelete"David Blaine, ladies and gentlemen! David Blaine!"
ReplyDeleteDid you not say Houdini, Shmoo-dini?
ReplyDeleteIs there anything as satisfying as releasing embezzling accountants back into their natural habitat?
ReplyDelete"Let him wear himself out, Rocco, then give him a second navel."
ReplyDelete"Why are we dressed like Hassidim?"
ReplyDeleteThe Godfeather IV
ReplyDelete"I knew he was just playing chicken."
ReplyDelete"Dis ain't gonna fly wit da boss."
ReplyDelete"He's not only a turncoat, he's a terncoat!"
ReplyDelete"MADONNA!"
ReplyDeleteHis last wish was to stage a revival of "Angels in America".
ReplyDelete"No sweat boys. He's heading for LaGuardia. We'll whack him after touchdown."
ReplyDeleteWho is this guy, Sullenberger?
ReplyDelete"Jesus!"
ReplyDelete"Al, Al, come back! All is forgiven. There are more contests to be judged!"
ReplyDelete"Pull!"
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
Did I not say he could find his way to Poughkeepsie blindfolded?
ReplyDelete"So what are ya waiting for? Break out the Stinger!"
ReplyDelete"There's water everywhere."
ReplyDeleteMental note guys. Never try to off a chisler just after he's seen "Gravity."
ReplyDeleteThis started happening right after Gov. Christie made the stool pigeon the New Jersey State Bird.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas al to you and your family and adorable granddaughter Nova!
ReplyDelete"It's a Christmas miracle!"
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"I knew this whole thing would cause a big flap!"
ReplyDelete"He's just gonna take a short flight off a long pier."
ReplyDelete"..and I thought Flying Dutchman was just an old legend!"
ReplyDelete"The 1920s. The era of mobsters and flappers."
ReplyDelete"Quick, shoot! And don't just wing him!"
ReplyDelete"Carmen, wrong shoes ... The styrofoam is for the fish ... 'To sleep with the humans'!"
ReplyDelete"That's what you get for trying to put a square knot into a round hole."
ReplyDelete"A jury of his piers set him free."
ReplyDeleteWhat did you expect from a guy with thirteen arms?
ReplyDelete"Bye Bye Birdie!"
ReplyDelete"For Pete's s- he's fleein' the interview. He's feelin' the interview...!"
ReplyDeleteFor Pete's s- he's fleein' the interview. He's fleein' the interview...!"
ReplyDelete"Who knew that his resolution last year was to learn how to fly?"
ReplyDelete2 H-bombs in a row.
ReplyDelete"Really, that is all you can say, "Jesus"?"
ReplyDeleteAl (not Capone) makes a desperate bid for freedom from the Anti-Cap (not Capone) hit squad.
ReplyDelete"I thought you knew how to kite a Czech."
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