Monday, October 21, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #401



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    30 comments:

    1. smuckOctober 21, 2013 at 10:04 PM

      "It is sad that your husband ignores you each week like this. But to be fair, Downton Abbey is a fantastic show."

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    2. Dr SumguyOctober 21, 2013 at 10:08 PM

      Freud being penalized 15 yards for clipping. ... (Or, slipping).

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    3. AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 10:14 PM

      "I hate being a virgin!"

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    4. Dr SumguyOctober 21, 2013 at 10:29 PM

      Common Penalties in American Psychiatry ... False Start - Premature Ejackulation ... Holding - Can't Pee ... Personal Foul - Take a Bath ... etc.

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    5. Dr SumguyOctober 21, 2013 at 11:33 PM

      Mildred does a 'Touchdown Jesus', after overcoming her 'Proctophobia' (Fear of Rectums).

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    6. gfwriteOctober 22, 2013 at 1:49 AM

      Who do I have to twerk to get any attention?

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    7. Tim HOctober 22, 2013 at 3:00 AM

      "But, Doc. The goddamned TV isn't even on!"

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    8. AnonymouseOctober 22, 2013 at 3:05 AM

      "Hey! At $300 a session, can't you at least stay awake?!"

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    9. boneguyOctober 22, 2013 at 3:52 AM

      Did you see that? Jung kicked a field and put my id into overdrive!

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    10. pg13October 22, 2013 at 5:01 AM

      "What do you mean, 'Get me a beer'?"

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    11. pg13October 22, 2013 at 6:37 AM

      "I SAID, "SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME!"

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    12. Kathy HOctober 22, 2013 at 8:59 AM

      "Hey, Kurt, take care of that ranting Patriots fan over there on the couch!"

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    13. Doctors Within BordersOctober 22, 2013 at 2:28 PM

      Doctors say three out of four people like cartoons within panels.

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    14. Dr SumguyOctober 22, 2013 at 11:19 PM

      Feel Goal.

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    15. Tim HOctober 23, 2013 at 6:23 AM

      "Why won't anyone listen to me! Al has been kidnapped by Gypsies in Greece!!"

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    16. LROctober 23, 2013 at 8:50 AM

      "Get out of my chair and stop holding focus groups in my house!"

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    17. boneguyOctober 23, 2013 at 9:25 AM

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    18. AnonymouseOctober 23, 2013 at 10:23 AM

      "Answer me this: Whay are they called the New York Jets when they play in New Jersey??"

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    19. AnonymouseOctober 23, 2013 at 10:23 AM

      "Why..."

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    20. NJ-to-TXOctober 24, 2013 at 5:28 AM

      "Al has a backlog of unjudged contests this big! Look at him and his New York Sessions entourage! He won't even acknowledge that he has a problem!"

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    21. AnonymousOctober 24, 2013 at 6:36 PM

      “It’s a third down with inches to go and they want to give up the ball!”

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    22. Dr SumguyOctober 24, 2013 at 10:55 PM

      "Mildred recalls her tryst with Wilt Chamberlain's 'Big Dipper' in 1992!"

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    23. AnonymouseOctober 25, 2013 at 10:29 AM

      "YAHTZEE!!

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    24. SatireguyOctober 25, 2013 at 7:45 PM

      "If my husband wasn't such a big Jets fan, he would have judged all those anti-caption contests by now!"

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    25. SatireguyOctober 27, 2013 at 2:22 PM

      "How did I end up in this losers' group therapy session?"

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    26. pg13October 28, 2013 at 6:43 AM

      "They get like this every time they watch porn."

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    27. NJ-to-TXNovember 1, 2013 at 8:12 AM

      "Oh, looky, I'm Dez Bryant and you're effing Tony Romo!"

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    28. boneguyNovember 30, 2013 at 10:21 PM

      I'm a Jets fan. Could you explain this thing called cheering?

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    29. Don DonDecember 18, 2013 at 1:25 AM

      "They do not even like football anymore, but gods forgive me if I interfere with his fantasy league."

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    30. AnonymousDecember 18, 2013 at 1:30 AM

      "They have no idea what the rules are anymore."

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