Sunday, October 13, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #400



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    60 comments:

    1. DexOctober 13, 2013 at 9:51 PM

      "We're losing ground."

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    2. boneguyOctober 13, 2013 at 11:13 PM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. boneguyOctober 13, 2013 at 11:16 PM

      So,we all agree on the efficacy on this last batch of LSD?

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    4. Dr SumguyOctober 13, 2013 at 11:48 PM

      "I'll have to say. Initially, I thought this 'Seance Thing', was a bunch of hooey!"

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    5. Dr SumguyOctober 13, 2013 at 11:59 PM

      "Everyone leave. I want to float a lone!"

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    6. PuffinOctober 14, 2013 at 1:37 AM

      "Now about that raise all you people have been bugging me about."

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    7. pg13October 14, 2013 at 4:19 AM

      "The ground's the limit!"

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    8. pg13October 14, 2013 at 4:23 AM

      "Don't tell me you had it sent FedEx Ground again."

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    9. pg13October 14, 2013 at 4:24 AM

      "This reconfiguration makes suicide a more viable option."

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    10. NJ-to-TXOctober 14, 2013 at 4:47 AM

      "Cut the 9/11 jokes, Hamid."

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    11. UnknownOctober 14, 2013 at 5:07 AM

      You guys almost got me. This is totally just photoshopped, right? I mean, looked at the blurred spaces around us.

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    12. UnknownOctober 14, 2013 at 5:09 AM

      AS of now, all company operations have been suspended.

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    13. AnonymousOctober 14, 2013 at 5:45 AM

      "Windows On The World was a fag."

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    14. LROctober 14, 2013 at 6:07 AM

      "Our next team-building exercise is peeing into rooftop ventilation fans. Mary, you're excused."

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    15. boneguyOctober 14, 2013 at 6:15 AM

      I think a little advance notice would have been nice before they repo'd our building.

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    16. AnonymousOctober 14, 2013 at 6:31 AM

      "We're nearing that point in the meeting where Elaine get's off."

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    17. AnonymouseOctober 14, 2013 at 6:50 AM

      "I don't care how big a contractor is, they ALL mess up with the building schedule."

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    18. Tim HOctober 14, 2013 at 6:52 AM

      "Now, for new business. Betty, please contact the Guinness Book of World Records people."

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    19. SatireguyOctober 14, 2013 at 7:37 AM

      "I'm not sure this is what Tech Support meant by a cloud meeting."

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    20. Dr SumguyOctober 14, 2013 at 7:48 AM

      "I have tickets for 'Gravity'. Anyone interested?"

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    21. Dr SumguyOctober 14, 2013 at 8:03 AM

      "Being in an all glass building, gives me an 'Aerie' feeling!"

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    22. Kathy HOctober 14, 2013 at 10:40 AM

      "I understand the emergency folks will be here just as soon as they get that woman down from that bridge in Fort Lauderdale."

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    23. Dr SumguyOctober 14, 2013 at 11:45 AM

      "Float a Loan vs Float a Lone (intentional).

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    24. Dr SumguyOctober 14, 2013 at 2:10 PM

      "I'm thinking right about now, we could use a 'Golden Parachute'!"

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    25. Tim HOctober 14, 2013 at 2:32 PM

      "I suggest that we have something light for lunch."

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    26. Kathy HOctober 14, 2013 at 2:34 PM

      "We did not abandon 101 Park Avenue. 101 Park Avenue abandoned us!"

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    27. boneguyOctober 14, 2013 at 4:04 PM

      Higgins, I think we've taken our company's commitment to transparency a little too far.

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    28. Kathy HOctober 14, 2013 at 5:33 PM

      "Alright. Who was in charge of checking into air rights ?"

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    29. Dr SumguyOctober 14, 2013 at 7:31 PM

      "When I subscribed to 'OpenTable', this isn't exactly what I had in mind!"

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    30. pg13October 14, 2013 at 8:13 PM

      "Anybody got the munchies?"

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    31. DexOctober 14, 2013 at 9:19 PM

      "Contest #400? Yikes, I can see my miserable life from here!"

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    32. PuffinOctober 14, 2013 at 10:02 PM

      "Our company has always prided itself on blue sky thinking."

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    33. NJ-to-TXOctober 15, 2013 at 3:51 AM

      "Are you all ready for the ultimate 'Trust fall'?"

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    34. smuckOctober 15, 2013 at 9:31 AM

      "Item two... We're about to plunge to our deaths. Any objections?"

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    35. pg13October 15, 2013 at 10:52 AM

      "Trust me, our model is based on stability. Nothing to us suggests the possibility of any sort of free fall."

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    36. boneguyOctober 15, 2013 at 5:19 PM

      I'm not exactly sure why, but we are seeing a drop in circulation of The Floor Covering News.

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    37. SatireguyOctober 16, 2013 at 12:16 PM

      "If you're afraid of heights Jamieson, you should have chosen to work at home."

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    38. AnonymousOctober 16, 2013 at 1:18 PM

      Who farted?

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    39. AnonymouseOctober 16, 2013 at 1:55 PM

      "Yes, I think that Take Your Child to Work Day has been a rousing success. Um...where'd the kids go??"

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    40. PuffinOctober 16, 2013 at 2:54 PM

      "The 'paperless office' was a dud, but I think we've nailed it with the 'officeless office'."

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    41. NJ-to-TXOctober 16, 2013 at 5:22 PM

      "I don't need to tell you, if you need to use the bathroom, there will be quite a few eyes on you."

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    42. AnonymousOctober 17, 2013 at 2:24 PM

      "I decided to give you all a raise."

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    43. boneguyOctober 18, 2013 at 8:02 AM

      Amazing how the press gets it wrong every time saying we Republicans are anti-séance.

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    44. Dr Sumguy (Angel Hands)October 18, 2013 at 12:33 PM

      " It's pretty obvious our success as a 'Beano' distributor, is Off the Charts!"

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    45. Tim HOctober 18, 2013 at 1:02 PM

      "Whatever you do, do not exhale!"

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    46. gfwriteOctober 18, 2013 at 4:35 PM

      Let me float this one by you, Bob.

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    47. gfwriteOctober 18, 2013 at 4:37 PM

      Of all the artists we represent, I think Sandra Bullock best fits our business model.

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    48. gfwriteOctober 18, 2013 at 4:37 PM

      How about after work we all get down tonight?

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    49. DexOctober 19, 2013 at 4:42 PM

      "We saved room for Al if he rises to the occasion."

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    50. AnonymousOctober 20, 2013 at 10:06 AM

      Happy Birthday al!

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    51. PuffinOctober 20, 2013 at 10:57 PM

      "Next item is a patent infringement notice from a certain Mr Criss Angel."

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    52. AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 5:23 AM

      Merry Christmas, al!

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    53. AnonymouseOctober 21, 2013 at 2:19 PM

      "OK, OK, OK...Then how about this then: Psychiatrist's office, a woman is sitting on the couch with her arms outstretched; nearby are three guys watching -- apparently -- a football game on TV? Good, huh!? No? NO!? OK, then you try...Sheesh!"

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    54. AnonymousOctober 21, 2013 at 7:30 PM

      "In the next scene, I'll play the psychiatrist, you guys play the sports fanatics, and Betty you play the damsel in distress."

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    55. UnknownOctober 24, 2013 at 6:43 PM

      footsy away

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    56. UnknownOctober 24, 2013 at 6:43 PM

      footsy away

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    57. AnonymousOctober 27, 2013 at 5:37 AM

      "Once upon a time, there was a backlog of 5 unjudged contests. We were the 5th."

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    58. PuffinOctober 27, 2013 at 11:03 PM

      "Next item is a suggestion that baked beans be taken off the lunch menu."

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    59. Don DonNovember 5, 2013 at 12:08 AM

      "We give the word "Collapse" new meaning.

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    60. AnonymousDecember 2, 2013 at 7:40 PM

      "Who has the Floor?"

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