Monday, September 30, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #398



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    58 comments:

    1. Tim HSeptember 30, 2013 at 4:17 AM

      "I'm not sure about the chain, but that huge head sculpture in the back is AWESOME!"

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    2. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 5:22 AM

      "They call him boneguy because...well, you'll find out."

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    3. SatireguySeptember 30, 2013 at 5:26 AM

      "They say the houses around here move quickly."

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    4. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 5:42 AM

      "He said if his wife doesn't come to the door she's probably lying in the backyard."

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    5. AnonymouseSeptember 30, 2013 at 6:38 AM

      "Now, that's what I call homeland security."

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    6. Kathy HSeptember 30, 2013 at 6:40 AM

      "No wonder I got this address through a chain letter."

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    7. boneguySeptember 30, 2013 at 6:47 AM

      I'm getting tired of guessing if it will be Bruce or the Hulk who'll be answering the door.

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    8. Dr SumguySeptember 30, 2013 at 7:49 AM

      "This is it? ... Dick Chainey's birthplace!"

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    9. Dr SumguySeptember 30, 2013 at 8:06 AM

      "Careful! ... Every time he opens the door the house moves!"

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    10. JimMSeptember 30, 2013 at 8:49 AM

      "What, you've never seen a mortgage?"

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    11. pg13September 30, 2013 at 9:03 AM

      "I think this calls for the peanut butter trick."

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    12. boneguySeptember 30, 2013 at 10:22 AM

      It was this or a counterfeit ADT Security sign.

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    13. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 10:31 AM

      "Well, Obama did promise us chains."

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    14. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 10:43 AM

      ......here comes the pitch..and there's a deep drive to left field!! This ball is going..GOING..GONNNNE!!!!

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    15. ctaSeptember 30, 2013 at 1:51 PM

      "Quiet! Are you trying to wake it up? It just went to bed!"
      "What just went to bed?"
      "The Beast."

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    16. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 5:25 PM

      "Todd, I think Jesse got out."

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    17. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 5:56 PM

      "Not another Dick Cheney, George W. Bush pun."

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    18. boneguySeptember 30, 2013 at 9:13 PM

      Did Marge and Bill get that new Labradoodle/T-Rex mix?

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    19. DexSeptember 30, 2013 at 9:55 PM

      "Damn, I left 'The Watchtower' in the car"

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    20. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 10:33 PM

      "This 'Wellcome Wagon' visit doesn't feel right. Also I'm concerned by the giant Black and Tan Coonhound at the end of that chain!"

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    21. PuffinOctober 1, 2013 at 12:54 AM

      "Ted's mother-in-law must be staying over."

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    22. ShellyOctober 1, 2013 at 5:11 AM

      "As a registered sex offender who's no stranger to a little bestiality, this is the last neighbor to whom you have to introduce yourself. What could go possibly go wrong?"

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    23. Tad PaxsonOctober 1, 2013 at 8:16 AM

      "Oh, that's just Quasimodo. What'd you expect when you saw Lawn Chainy?"

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    24. LROctober 1, 2013 at 8:24 AM

      "I heard that their chairs are made from the bones of mailmen."

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    25. boneguyOctober 1, 2013 at 10:37 AM

      Looks like someone got a head start on the Gitmo surplus sale!

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    26. pg13October 1, 2013 at 12:56 PM

      "If dogs run free, then why not we?"

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    27. boneguyOctober 1, 2013 at 1:02 PM

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    28. Dr SumguyOctober 1, 2013 at 2:23 PM

      "I don't know why, but my mind keeps repeating the same Hannah Montana lyric ... 'Something Bigger Than Us'!"

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    29. AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 2:56 PM

      "How good, how good does it feel to be free?"

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    30. NJ-to-TXOctober 1, 2013 at 3:54 PM

      "Mary wore three links of that chain. Killed her."

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    31. boneguyOctober 1, 2013 at 9:06 PM

      Huge ''Alice in Chains" fans.

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    32. Dr SumguyOctober 1, 2013 at 9:37 PM

      "Our you pulling our chain, Tom 'Cheney'?"

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    33. ShellyOctober 1, 2013 at 10:15 PM

      "As if someone really wants to steal their giant Polynesian stone bust."

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    34. AnonymousOctober 1, 2013 at 10:51 PM

      "It was forged."

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    35. PuffinOctober 2, 2013 at 1:48 AM

      "They're feeding that pit bull steroids again."

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    36. NJ-to-TXOctober 2, 2013 at 6:20 AM

      "They tried to leave LinkedIn."

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    37. Kathy HOctober 2, 2013 at 9:27 AM

      "Maybe it's just objet d'art."

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    38. SatireguyOctober 2, 2013 at 11:49 AM

      "Apparently they couldn't afford landslide insurance."

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    39. REXOctober 2, 2013 at 5:34 PM

      "Wouldn't flood insurance have been more practical?"

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    40. AnonymousOctober 2, 2013 at 6:20 PM

      "Where does a 500 pound mother-in-law sleep?"

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    41. AnonymousOctober 2, 2013 at 6:22 PM

      "I see Kathy H. has been here."

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    42. Kathy HOctober 2, 2013 at 7:24 PM

      "And remember, Honey, don't upset the Cavanaughs by mentioning their slow-witted boy, Jimmy. Or, the chain."

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    43. Jim FanOctober 2, 2013 at 9:58 PM

      I think you're out of your weight class, Kathy

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    44. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 4:08 AM

      Battle of the bottom feeders.....

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    45. pg13October 3, 2013 at 5:12 AM

      "If you want to bring down the house, just throw his ball."

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    46. boneguyOctober 3, 2013 at 5:51 AM

      12 Years a Slave theme night just got weirder.

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    47. SatireguyOctober 3, 2013 at 12:27 PM

      "Wouldn't a garage be easier?"

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    48. NJ-to-TXOctober 4, 2013 at 10:39 AM

      "Don't you remember what happened to their last house?"

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    49. AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 5:08 PM

      "Christ! Who the fuck would steal an arborvitae?"

      arbor vitae |ˈärbər ˈvītē| (also arborvitae)
      noun
      1 a North American and eastern Asian evergreen coniferous tree of the cypress family.

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    50. Dr SumguyOctober 4, 2013 at 8:39 PM

      "It's historical ... It was used in the movie ... 'UP'!"

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    51. pg13October 7, 2013 at 2:27 PM

      "House arrest."

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    52. Tim HOctober 10, 2013 at 9:27 AM

      "Something tells me that we're having link sausages, again."

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    53. Don DonOctober 11, 2013 at 8:14 AM

      "It is tied to Dick Cheney's soul".

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    54. AnonymousOctober 11, 2013 at 8:23 AM

      "Looks like Mel and Mongo are over for lunch too."

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    55. Bi RedOctober 12, 2013 at 5:48 PM

      Its adorable - straight off of a charm braclet.

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    56. Big RedOctober 12, 2013 at 5:51 PM

      Evrolet, Oh-So-Played, Can't-Get-Laid - WHOEVER - she has to curb her dog like the rest of us.

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    57. Kathy HOctober 16, 2013 at 1:57 PM

      "Don't look now, but I think this house has been kidnapped by Somali pirates."

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    58. NJ-to-TXOctober 28, 2013 at 6:02 AM

      First Place (actual winner)

      "If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish."

      Submitted by Melissa Sisk, Charlotte, N.C.

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