
Note: For those following my plight, I am out of Florida and now in upstate NY. My father has moved here permanently and I am hanging with friends and family. In fact I am headed down to NYC via a Trailwways bus. Here are the winnerfor for last week.
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WINNERS
FIRST PLACE"That's Arky. He's doing an Arky logical dig." --Glenn (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Granted 'Arky' isn't really a name and his digging strategy seems more haphazard than logical, but this is both stupid and creative. Good enough for me.)
SECOND PLACESure, I believe in the father, and in the son, and in-the-hole-he-goes... --Angus Podgorny (JUDGE'S COMMENT: An even beter pun with the added advantage of being sacraligious. In what is some times called the "Casper Ruling," the commissioner of the Catholic league changed "Holt Ghost" to "Holy Spirit." The Vatican's marketing department decided "Spirit" played better with their key demo. )
THIRD PLACE
You're awfully busy, Slobodan. What do you plan to put in them? --Eric G (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Possibly the only modern-day president who was more of a dick than W, Sebia's Slobodan Milošević ran Serbia with the management style of a Mafia don, only with less panache. Nice one Eric, Slightly cryptic with historical significance. But let's not forget that the people who fill mass graves seldom do the digging.)
HONORABLE MENTIONS"I think Mr. Palmer has had a few too many John Dalys©" --Andrew (JUDGE'S COMMENT: This suggests that a cocktail named for the portly, hard-drinking Daly, intoxicated golf legend Arnold Palmer to the point where he took to digging ditches for no reason. Got it. An ice tea and lemonade mix would have been a better choice--that's what this cap tells us. Extra credit for the copyright mark.)