tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post8945555101547173480..comments2024-03-29T02:31:37.328-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #306.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30195980586721887432011-10-17T21:06:09.010-07:002011-10-17T21:06:09.010-07:00"We're still here? I feel like we're..."We're still here? I feel like we're trapped in a corn maze!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1040402018925169312011-10-17T16:12:00.165-07:002011-10-17T16:12:00.165-07:00"Over there, out of the picture, sweetie, one..."Over there, out of the picture, sweetie, one of our stools has corn in it."Septiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-87614085435499637902011-10-17T08:15:20.296-07:002011-10-17T08:15:20.296-07:00"Sorry, Nigel, but it seems the corporate-own..."Sorry, Nigel, but it seems the corporate-owned media are still refusing to report on Occupy Living Room."Richard Hhttp://www.richardhine.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33220810429761654442011-10-17T05:24:23.727-07:002011-10-17T05:24:23.727-07:00"You know what would be even more absurd than..."You know what would be even more absurd than corn in your living room? Alligators on the subway! How crazy is that!"Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74099734793030908142011-10-16T20:55:01.940-07:002011-10-16T20:55:01.940-07:00"I shall not today attempt further to define ..."I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description of hard-core cornography . . . But I know it when I see it."<br /><br /><br />---Potter StewartAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51803970433812052202011-10-16T19:49:19.258-07:002011-10-16T19:49:19.258-07:00"According to the paper, we both died in a fi..."According to the paper, we both died in a fire last Monday and had to be identified by dental records. What do you want for dinner?"Gary Pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-26575557021744040562011-10-16T17:19:33.974-07:002011-10-16T17:19:33.974-07:00Victoria's secret is revealed: she likes to dr...Victoria's secret is revealed: she likes to draw corn.Satireguyhttp://www.daretobeaverage.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-6044102890091092011-10-16T16:20:24.753-07:002011-10-16T16:20:24.753-07:00“Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn, I o...“Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn, I offered up my innocence and got repaid with scorn . . . but that’s OK, honey. You just enjoy your newspaper.” <br /><br /><br />---Bobby ZAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-34423682786970217772011-10-16T16:07:04.735-07:002011-10-16T16:07:04.735-07:00“’Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves...“’Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of . . . ‘ oh, shit, it’s supposed to be grain.”<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-68384156192386315602011-10-16T16:02:55.850-07:002011-10-16T16:02:55.850-07:00"Well, I see your sneaky little paramour, Joh..."Well, I see your sneaky little paramour, Johnny Cornseed, continues his reckless reproductive shenanigans whenever I'm out of the apartment."<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-22192515403587401582011-10-16T15:09:59.391-07:002011-10-16T15:09:59.391-07:00"You'll never guess what I found in my st..."You'll never guess what I found in my stool this morning."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-52496773543310271142011-10-16T14:11:23.701-07:002011-10-16T14:11:23.701-07:00Remember when this contest had balls?Remember when this contest had balls?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-3116140113693645382011-10-16T07:58:04.848-07:002011-10-16T07:58:04.848-07:00"In lieu of tenants, we've got kernels.&q..."In lieu of tenants, we've got kernels."Angus Podgornynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-25286490491650955042011-10-15T20:23:06.805-07:002011-10-15T20:23:06.805-07:00"Remember, Emily, the walls, floors and long ..."Remember, Emily, the walls, floors and long leafy plants have ears."Satireguyhttp://www.daretobeaverage.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-12222532583240760162011-10-15T14:42:52.993-07:002011-10-15T14:42:52.993-07:00"And I say without a pitchfork, our attempt a..."And I say without a pitchfork, our attempt at 'American Gothic' fails miserably."<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-75769647391723815562011-10-15T13:45:26.728-07:002011-10-15T13:45:26.728-07:00"God, I love the Woodstock album. Are you goi..."God, I love the Woodstock album. Are you going to put on side 2, or should I?"Gary Pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-75985781741901656592011-10-15T12:50:41.139-07:002011-10-15T12:50:41.139-07:00Cornel had no idea his wife was cheating on him wi...Cornel had no idea his wife was cheating on him with the Jolly Green Giant, despite the fact that his seed was everywhere.Ho, Ho, Honoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-34635578146847467722011-10-15T11:51:19.470-07:002011-10-15T11:51:19.470-07:00When a body meets a body, coming through the rye.When a body meets a body, coming through the rye.holden_cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69061815018097037912011-10-14T13:23:01.439-07:002011-10-14T13:23:01.439-07:00"I remember reading somewhere that nutty salm..."I remember reading somewhere that nutty salmon with grilled corn on the corn and vegetables make a <a href="http://johnnybsrecipes.blogspot.com/search?q=corn" rel="nofollow">great dinner</a>."Kathy Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-18789109973148591272011-10-14T10:50:09.170-07:002011-10-14T10:50:09.170-07:00"Oh my god- I can't believe I never notic..."Oh my god- I can't believe I never noticed this before. You're a man in a wig!"Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-28715876108273682122011-10-14T10:49:48.776-07:002011-10-14T10:49:48.776-07:00"Oh my god- I can't believe I never notic..."Oh my god- I can't believe I never noticed this before. I'm a farmer, not a banker!"Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-77014344202934929722011-10-14T09:11:48.087-07:002011-10-14T09:11:48.087-07:00Your Victoria Garden Counts More Than Ever!<b>Your Victoria Garden Counts More Than Ever!</b>ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-54299692797321918162011-10-14T09:10:36.050-07:002011-10-14T09:10:36.050-07:00Your Victory Garden Counts More Than Ever!<b>Your Victory Garden Counts More Than Ever!</b>ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-91500505910211068802011-10-14T06:43:39.751-07:002011-10-14T06:43:39.751-07:00"Honey, what's a 10-letter word for "..."Honey, what's a 10-letter word for "a symbol of abundance and nourishment"? I have <i>blank-blank-blank-blank-ucopia</i>."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41265273715850891192011-10-14T06:39:24.789-07:002011-10-14T06:39:24.789-07:00"Honey, have you seen my Korn CD?""Honey, have you seen my <i>Korn</i> CD?"Anonymousenoreply@blogger.com