tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post8881147874844785587..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #295.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-4537844652973853122011-07-24T21:08:39.922-07:002011-07-24T21:08:39.922-07:00"It runs on high test.""It runs on high test."Got Gasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-77804403092746879522011-07-24T21:07:33.266-07:002011-07-24T21:07:33.266-07:00"He went surprisingly far on a half a tank.&q..."He went surprisingly far on a half a tank."Got Gasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-9648706646579994952011-07-24T14:55:56.286-07:002011-07-24T14:55:56.286-07:00After they got rid of gun laws, I started shooting...After they got rid of gun laws, I started shooting guns with my guns.Andrewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-10856223687215418242011-07-23T23:03:28.908-07:002011-07-23T23:03:28.908-07:00"You can only display them this way because n..."You can only display them this way because now that them gays can serve openly even the tanks are getting rear-ended."Grandpanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72139075599247479942011-07-23T13:35:37.820-07:002011-07-23T13:35:37.820-07:00"I never married and I'm in my mid-fortie..."I never married and I'm in my mid-forties. I guess I wanted something that say's 'HE'S NOT GAY!'"Jessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-18227849418000212972011-07-23T12:19:40.374-07:002011-07-23T12:19:40.374-07:00"I'm a patriot not a sportsman, Hargrove...."I'm a patriot not a sportsman, Hargrove. Shooting animals is just target practice."<br /><br />RobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-29684614803847943952011-07-23T09:44:21.812-07:002011-07-23T09:44:21.812-07:00Panzer?hardly even knew her!Panzer?hardly even knew her!Baboom Shhhhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-85990776909745031582011-07-23T08:45:17.579-07:002011-07-23T08:45:17.579-07:00"Do you know anything about Turrets Syndrome?..."Do you know anything about Turrets Syndrome?"Howitzer Your Mothernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-43552777700718381242011-07-23T08:38:38.520-07:002011-07-23T08:38:38.520-07:00"Are we tanked, or what?""Are we tanked, or what?"Enebriatednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-83163592509897565262011-07-23T08:36:41.125-07:002011-07-23T08:36:41.125-07:00"Too bad Jiffy Lube doesn't make house ca..."Too bad Jiffy Lube doesn't make house calls."Small Changenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19808164035144696652011-07-23T08:30:22.822-07:002011-07-23T08:30:22.822-07:00"The trick was catching it in mid-air.""The trick was catching it in mid-air."Johnny Benchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-22379974694730281802011-07-23T07:50:55.000-07:002011-07-23T07:50:55.000-07:00"Dad was almost completely deaf and blind whe..."Dad was almost completely deaf and blind when he took that one down. Thank God for Charlton Heston and the NRA."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7195722300011537362011-07-23T06:46:03.589-07:002011-07-23T06:46:03.589-07:00"In the basement, it came under fire.""In the basement, it came under fire."Trooper Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14613756031025979992011-07-22T20:05:27.307-07:002011-07-22T20:05:27.307-07:00"And I finally put this baby down with fifty ..."And I finally put this baby down with fifty rounds from my anti-tank rifle."Satireguyhttp://www.daretobeaverage.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-76841870043479055292011-07-22T19:48:05.202-07:002011-07-22T19:48:05.202-07:00(I'm speaking of the stuffed cat displayed on ...(I'm speaking of the stuffed cat displayed on the table.)Utellmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109560537817638174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33023879155136162382011-07-22T19:47:01.584-07:002011-07-22T19:47:01.584-07:00"Yes, Felix had to die, and I hope he rots in..."Yes, Felix had to die, and I hope he rots in HELL!"Utellmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109560537817638174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51255154812219288032011-07-22T19:46:02.868-07:002011-07-22T19:46:02.868-07:00"The chimney? Uh ...""The chimney? Uh ..."Utellmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109560537817638174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-11340383671983823562011-07-22T19:39:35.319-07:002011-07-22T19:39:35.319-07:00"We once had the head of a chicken there. The..."We once had the head of a chicken there. The heat from the fire sort of seared off its feathers."Utellmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109560537817638174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-43208864817836498312011-07-22T19:36:08.248-07:002011-07-22T19:36:08.248-07:00"That animal had the freshest breath of any d..."That animal had the freshest breath of any dying mammal over 3 tons that I've ever come across. We call it our Spearmint Rhino."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-38870158300911777612011-07-22T19:26:28.785-07:002011-07-22T19:26:28.785-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Utellmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109560537817638174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-86736420188003923892011-07-22T14:45:27.144-07:002011-07-22T14:45:27.144-07:00"This one took five rounds up the arse."..."This one took five rounds up the arse."<br /><br />PG 13Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-48261835372359392282011-07-22T14:41:20.919-07:002011-07-22T14:41:20.919-07:00"It's a half-track.""It's a half-track."Dexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-42544658060068682542011-07-22T10:49:28.412-07:002011-07-22T10:49:28.412-07:00I took it to a tanksadermist.I took it to a tanksadermist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-88689817964320064352011-07-22T09:39:36.567-07:002011-07-22T09:39:36.567-07:00"Sometimes you eat the tank, sometimes the ta..."Sometimes you eat the tank, sometimes the tank eats you."Kathy Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61975834149794241752011-07-22T06:09:51.467-07:002011-07-22T06:09:51.467-07:00"Don't worry, it's for showin' no..."Don't worry, it's for showin' not for blowin'"Henry Porternoreply@blogger.com