tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post8236357376565820786..comments2024-03-29T02:31:37.328-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #297.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger110125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-62531375618102693722011-08-18T23:47:28.077-07:002011-08-18T23:47:28.077-07:00The $10 was spent on narcotics, al. So he hasn'...The $10 was spent on narcotics, al. So he hasn't a pot to piss in or a pen and piece of cardboard to spill it onto.It Meth B. Luvnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-20869110998439485642011-08-08T17:47:01.531-07:002011-08-08T17:47:01.531-07:00"Just our luck. They paved paradise and put ..."Just our luck. They paved paradise and put up a damn expressway."Lawrence Woodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-65223807467258806372011-08-07T18:47:36.291-07:002011-08-07T18:47:36.291-07:00"Palm oil and palm kernel oil both contain a ..."Palm oil and palm kernel oil both contain a lot of saturated fat, but palm oil has less, and it also has antioxidants from vitamin E, including both tocopherols and tocotrienols."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1944360836621708502011-08-07T14:38:55.342-07:002011-08-07T14:38:55.342-07:00I've run the numbers and the most we can affor...I've run the numbers and the most we can afford is a manhole cover.boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-88298733211087982302011-08-07T12:44:31.076-07:002011-08-07T12:44:31.076-07:00"It ain't much, but it's the first ti..."It ain't much, but it's the first time in five years the Islanders have been above water."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-82327753200343009732011-08-06T10:58:34.363-07:002011-08-06T10:58:34.363-07:00[...that's Palm...]<i>[...that's <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/27/dining/reviews/palm-and-palm-too-nyc-restaurant-review.html?scp=1&sq=palm%20too&st=cse" rel="nofollow">Palm</a>...]</i>Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-4518296409368845872011-08-06T10:54:39.869-07:002011-08-06T10:54:39.869-07:00"Now that we've tried Palm, let's try..."Now that we've tried <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/27/dining/reviews/palm-and-palm-too-nyc-review.html" rel="nofollow">Palm</a>, let's try Palm Too."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64421031941563970352011-08-06T07:33:30.419-07:002011-08-06T07:33:30.419-07:00Alas! how little does the memory of these human in...Alas! how little does the memory of these human inhabitants enhance the beauty of the landscape!JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-59256138669232520262011-08-06T06:29:37.049-07:002011-08-06T06:29:37.049-07:00You know the rules, Larry, the Conch Republic Deux...You know the rules, Larry, the Conch Republic Deux is all mine for another day.The Chexx Mixx Kiddnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-8048875061290654342011-08-06T06:29:09.584-07:002011-08-06T06:29:09.584-07:00The Witness Protection Program calls it “hide in p...The Witness Protection Program calls it “hide in plain sight”, but I smell budget cuts.The Chexx Mixx Kiddnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64096790627148000172011-08-06T06:23:22.275-07:002011-08-06T06:23:22.275-07:00"I got five cents for the bottle then folded ..."I got five cents for the bottle then folded your message into a paper airplane."<br /><br />DanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30604679663645800192011-08-05T20:55:10.772-07:002011-08-05T20:55:10.772-07:00A palm tree grows in L.A.A palm tree grows in L.A.Satireguyhttp://www.daretobeaverage.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-68865176143901011502011-08-05T19:44:09.804-07:002011-08-05T19:44:09.804-07:00Did you see the debt deal the Tea Partiers bullied...Did you see the debt deal the Tea Partiers bullied them into? We're all shipwrecked now.<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74638516595142488932011-08-05T16:35:34.841-07:002011-08-05T16:35:34.841-07:00"Duuude, this is awesome grass.""Duuude, this is awesome grass."Pho Twennynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2223823255180838532011-08-05T13:37:16.844-07:002011-08-05T13:37:16.844-07:00"That's right. They took away my Mercedes..."That's right. They took away my Mercedes and left me marooned on a traffic island with someone who's not even in the industry. I'll tell you honey this town can be crule. Luckily I still have by Bluetooth which explains why I am saying this."Jessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-56461855968584717762011-08-05T13:09:03.915-07:002011-08-05T13:09:03.915-07:00"I never said I had a vacation house on Road ..."I never said I had a vacation house on Road Island. I said <i>Rhode Island</i>!"ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-17242329382951017872011-08-05T12:59:36.669-07:002011-08-05T12:59:36.669-07:00"Kids today are such whiners! You should'..."Kids today are such whiners! You should've seen the island I grew up on as a kid! Now THAT was small!"ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-82401631212959319242011-08-05T09:42:02.455-07:002011-08-05T09:42:02.455-07:00[...or Seinfeld...]<i>[...</i>or <i><b>Seinfeld</b>...]</i>Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-49544615545668504902011-08-05T09:40:07.586-07:002011-08-05T09:40:07.586-07:00"Now that the Mets are 55-55, I am reminded o..."Now that the Mets are 55-55, I am reminded of George Costanza's line in <i>Seinfled</i>: 'Right in that meaty part of the curve -- not showing off, not falling behind.'"Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-70037604461061571942011-08-05T09:28:24.954-07:002011-08-05T09:28:24.954-07:00"I can't believe you didn't bring the..."I can't believe you didn't bring the sign. How will we get any money without something that says 'Lost jobs, have kids, please help, † God bless you †' and all that shit?"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64313000687984588862011-08-05T06:12:45.915-07:002011-08-05T06:12:45.915-07:00Fifty years after the Tea Party rise to power, Yel...Fifty years after the Tea Party rise to power, Yellowstone National Parkway is the largest remaining National Park in the country.Austinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61418490367644179702011-08-05T06:07:49.861-07:002011-08-05T06:07:49.861-07:00The Ninth Traffic Circle of HellThe Ninth Traffic Circle of HellAustinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5790526191151215922011-08-05T06:06:00.486-07:002011-08-05T06:06:00.486-07:00Astronaut, you?Astronaut, you?Austinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33139633458251490412011-08-05T06:04:59.782-07:002011-08-05T06:04:59.782-07:00Would it kill you to take me someplace nice once i...Would it kill you to take me someplace nice once in a while?Austinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-59845664747056398982011-08-05T05:14:58.368-07:002011-08-05T05:14:58.368-07:00George: The sex wasn't so good?
Jerry: (unenth...George: The sex wasn't so good?<br />Jerry: (unenthusiastic) No. The sex was fabulous.<br />George: So?<br />Jerry: I want the massage!Larry D.noreply@blogger.com