tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post8207404445453672132..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #303.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61466554280502394122011-09-26T15:13:35.218-07:002011-09-26T15:13:35.218-07:00Susie's French-Irish boyfriend, Guy O'Teen...Susie's French-Irish boyfriend, Guy O'Teen, was drop-dead gorgeous, but he also gave head -- an irreconcilable conundrum, really.Sammynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24232017324633951152011-09-26T10:02:28.598-07:002011-09-26T10:02:28.598-07:00The Time/Life™ French Revolution® chess set is a m...The Time/Life™ French Revolution® chess set is a masterfully carved, 1/3 scale version of the real thing. You and your family will love reliving the romance, the battles, and of course, the beheadings of the French Revolution® with the complete 33 piece set. Each month, we will ship one new piece, so that in only a little under 3 years, you will be playing the most exciting game of chess you&#smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-73900596127420890232011-09-26T04:53:55.061-07:002011-09-26T04:53:55.061-07:00"The call came sometime around twilight Sunda..."The call came sometime around twilight Sunday while I was unloading canned goods and lunch meat from the trunk of my car. It was Mrs. alinla here She was over at her mom's house doing laundry and watching the Emmys. There was excitement in her voice. "Are you watching this?" she queried with a gleeful lilt. "Watching what?" I countered trying to stay polite while JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-43078795891704102312011-09-25T21:35:55.962-07:002011-09-25T21:35:55.962-07:00"Of course, children have to understand there..."Of course, children have to understand there will be consequences. Personally, I think this is just capital!"<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-36901800959882163322011-09-25T10:05:59.758-07:002011-09-25T10:05:59.758-07:00"We got it to ironically kill that PETA-lovin..."We got it to ironically kill that PETA-loving whore Bigitte Bardot, but then we just thought we'd scare the piss out of Gérard Depardieu."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-80357305721538951732011-09-25T09:30:50.504-07:002011-09-25T09:30:50.504-07:00"We got it from The Sharper Image."
Jim..."We got it from The Sharper Image."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5465149027157482542011-09-25T09:19:01.254-07:002011-09-25T09:19:01.254-07:00Yo al, I'm in Redondo Beach visiting my twin 3...Yo al, I'm in Redondo Beach visiting my twin 3 month old grandchildren. Otis wouldn't stop crying so I tried rocking him, humming to him, sticking the binky in his mouth, anything I could think of and nothing worked. Then I started singing 'Like A Rolling Stone.' He was out in thirty seconds! Go figure......<br /><br />David WAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19253011242331320742011-09-25T07:31:10.998-07:002011-09-25T07:31:10.998-07:00"It's from the new Successories product l..."It's from the new <a href="http://www.successories.com/" rel="nofollow">Successories</a> product line. See the white script lettering on the base? 'A good game plan is not enough. You have to execute.' So true, so true."Waltnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19974512749648798112011-09-24T23:56:57.060-07:002011-09-24T23:56:57.060-07:00"My husband misunderstood me when I said I wo..."My husband misunderstood me when I said I would like to B-LADE."Master of the Flying Guillotinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-23431990407182795782011-09-24T19:16:10.247-07:002011-09-24T19:16:10.247-07:00"As you can see, Bob's still bringing his..."As you can see, Bob's still bringing his work home with him."Satireguyhttp://www.davespoliticalsatire.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-75418394942488689092011-09-24T18:19:18.782-07:002011-09-24T18:19:18.782-07:00To think this was once cutting-edge technology.To think this was once cutting-edge technology.Ritanticsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-90220940907184542002011-09-24T10:43:18.279-07:002011-09-24T10:43:18.279-07:00"You have a bucket list?""You have a bucket list?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-70573332968222893652011-09-24T08:18:32.424-07:002011-09-24T08:18:32.424-07:00It's the centerpiece of our new reality show, ...It's the centerpiece of our new reality show, "American Chopper".boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-10062488575956615852011-09-24T05:15:58.599-07:002011-09-24T05:15:58.599-07:00I see you've noticed my paper shredder.I see you've noticed my paper shredder.Austinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-67702209031225732902011-09-23T15:34:41.790-07:002011-09-23T15:34:41.790-07:00"Our son Guillaume is deeply troubled. He'..."Our son Guillaume is deeply troubled. He's very sullen and tortures little animals. We thought we'd get him something to lift his spirits. It's almost like it was designed with Gui in mind!"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14904819961546916892011-09-23T14:26:00.536-07:002011-09-23T14:26:00.536-07:00"When we realized how low the ceilings were, ..."When we realized how low the ceilings were, we thought this was an easy fix."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84360853874628690942011-09-23T14:04:11.513-07:002011-09-23T14:04:11.513-07:00“Oh, that? Our Guinean cleaning lady put that up....“Oh, that? Our Guinean cleaning lady put that up. I think it’s hilarious, but Domique fails to see the humor.”<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-28436197531435997582011-09-23T14:01:51.603-07:002011-09-23T14:01:51.603-07:00"Until that recent earthquake thingy, we didn..."Until that recent earthquake thingy, we didn't realize how dangerous it was to have a guillotine in the living room."Kathy Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-4131717832105224822011-09-23T13:59:15.707-07:002011-09-23T13:59:15.707-07:00“Well, yes, it’s true. We do take ‘liberte, egali...“Well, yes, it’s true. We do take ‘liberte, egalite, fraternite’ quite seriously around here.”<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-78375758391440533722011-09-23T13:55:41.737-07:002011-09-23T13:55:41.737-07:00"No, see...we want you to be the executor of ..."No, see...we want you to be the executor of our will."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1281308774868536102011-09-23T12:35:12.233-07:002011-09-23T12:35:12.233-07:00The "lost" epsiode of The Dick Van Dyke ...The "lost" epsiode of <i>The Dick Van Dyke Show</i> where Jerry and Millie Helper assist Laura in planning Rob Petrie's murder.Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14218145653039478732011-09-23T12:30:51.359-07:002011-09-23T12:30:51.359-07:00"Y'know, I would've gone with a coffe..."Y'know, I would've gone with a coffee table. But, hey, that's me."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-91825824362993086642011-09-23T06:49:23.891-07:002011-09-23T06:49:23.891-07:00"You'd have to drug us, Denise, to get ou..."You'd have to drug us, Denise, to get our heads inside that evil contraption."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-57885456307213285732011-09-22T22:23:35.386-07:002011-09-22T22:23:35.386-07:00The kids' grades have never been better.The kids' grades have never been better.boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-38438445396610694122011-09-22T20:16:44.647-07:002011-09-22T20:16:44.647-07:00"Your window shade is crooked.""Your window shade is crooked."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com