tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post8190803455137689808..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #464.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-16889389211857442582015-04-15T23:02:22.901-07:002015-04-15T23:02:22.901-07:00"Everyone say hi to Beckie, it's her firs..."Everyone say hi to Beckie, it's her first time at Planned Parenthood."reid savidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-3524103257636134522015-02-23T10:39:32.136-08:002015-02-23T10:39:32.136-08:00HONORABLE MENTIONS
"Winner: "The hours h...<i><b>HONORABLE MENTIONS</b></i><br />"Winner: "The hours here are obscene" - Boneguy - a classic, however irrelevant, is a classic.<br /><br />2nd place: "Liberty is just equality in school." - Anonymous Anonymouse - Dylan lyrics, however misapplied are always winners.<br /><br />Honorable Mention: "Fuck!" - Dr. Sumguy - Profanity, however offensive is always The Judgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-46115354081756172232015-02-23T10:37:33.158-08:002015-02-23T10:37:33.158-08:00WINNERS
FIRST PLACE
"I have to show you this...<b>WINNERS</b><br /><br /><i><b>FIRST PLACE</b></i><br />"I have to show you this trick I learned from Bill Cosby."<i><b>--NJ-to-TX</b> (<b>JUDGE'S COMMENT:</b> NJ-to-TX starts strong right out of the gate. For those of you who don't watch the Cosby Show, he is referencing the 17th episode in the 2nd season where Dick Van Dyke played an out of work magician trying to stay sober The Judgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14773093417346154342015-02-22T08:01:41.411-08:002015-02-22T08:01:41.411-08:00"You serious? You really didn't know? Com..."You serious? You really didn't know? Come on. Walking on water? The fishes? Twice? Turning water into wine? The whole 'resurrection' thing? He was David fucking Houdini Copperfield!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-22722204436871182232015-02-20T04:26:45.439-08:002015-02-20T04:26:45.439-08:00WINNERS
First Prize: One week in the Northeast.
...WINNERS<br /><br />First Prize: One week in the Northeast.<br /><br />Second Prize: Two weeks in the Northeast.<br /><br />Third Prize: Mets season tickets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30289476217797132782015-02-19T23:47:08.429-08:002015-02-19T23:47:08.429-08:00"Next week we're going to saw a man in ha..."Next week we're going to saw a man in half. Apparently he's being parted out for a recap of 'Two and a Half Men'!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-37626990511509219432015-02-19T14:36:35.067-08:002015-02-19T14:36:35.067-08:00"Funny you should say 'Hi Men" becau..."Funny you should say 'Hi Men" because yours is about to disappear."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-28661401363883931262015-02-19T12:29:56.284-08:002015-02-19T12:29:56.284-08:00I took it upon myself to spew forth some winners. ...I took it upon myself to spew forth some winners. Have you ever given birth?JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69141039131999626282015-02-19T10:05:25.476-08:002015-02-19T10:05:25.476-08:00"It's rent stabilized, fully-furnished, a..."It's rent stabilized, fully-furnished, and here's the beauty part: The magicians are all union members!"Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74593930528436328642015-02-19T07:03:48.243-08:002015-02-19T07:03:48.243-08:00You wanted to see how Wall Street really works.You wanted to see how Wall Street really works.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-56721763435899270142015-02-19T07:00:39.367-08:002015-02-19T07:00:39.367-08:00These are the replacements for the clowns who ran ...These are the replacements for the clowns who ran the Republican National Committee.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-90326030093851679482015-02-19T04:59:23.833-08:002015-02-19T04:59:23.833-08:00Winner: "The hours here are obscene" - B...Winner: "The hours here are obscene" - Boneguy - a classic, however irrelevant, is a classic.<br /><br />2nd place: "Liberty is just equality in school." - Anonymous Anonymouse - Dylan lyrics, however misapplied are always winners.<br /><br />Honorable Mention: "Fuck!" - Dr. Sumguy - Profanity, however offensive is always cool<br /><br />Honorable Mention: "Art JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-50962239855654557082015-02-18T17:08:25.028-08:002015-02-18T17:08:25.028-08:00"He saw her before I saw you.""He saw her before I saw you."Greenie Stik-M-Capsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74646399683547329362015-02-18T13:14:06.768-08:002015-02-18T13:14:06.768-08:00Next I want to show you my leg collection.Next I want to show you my leg collection.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30456688162039731552015-02-18T13:10:16.206-08:002015-02-18T13:10:16.206-08:00I don’t want anyone to believe you when you tell t...I don’t want anyone to believe you when you tell them about tonight. Feeling woozy yet?SalmonOfDoubtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-29167045829491314362015-02-18T13:10:06.461-08:002015-02-18T13:10:06.461-08:00"And our last stop on the George W. Bush muse..."And our last stop on the George W. Bush museum tour, these are the men who got him re-elected. For their safety, they must remain here." Jessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-35919490435459886912015-02-18T12:42:24.739-08:002015-02-18T12:42:24.739-08:00"I brought you here under false pretenses!&qu..."I brought you here under false pretenses!"BigRednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-82785482092425621792015-02-18T12:37:35.984-08:002015-02-18T12:37:35.984-08:00I like to call this my "magician practice roo...I like to call this my "magician practice room."BigRednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33956800807785212462015-02-18T11:57:25.191-08:002015-02-18T11:57:25.191-08:00"First lesson of sawing a woman in half: Mea..."First lesson of sawing a woman in half: Measure twice, cut once."Kathy Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-14545333200601466482015-02-18T11:54:20.667-08:002015-02-18T11:54:20.667-08:00"...and this is Casual Friday. You can just ..."...and this is Casual Friday. You can just imagine what they wear the rest of the week."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72937529419099320022015-02-18T09:34:15.795-08:002015-02-18T09:34:15.795-08:00"He came, he sawed, he conquered.""He came, he sawed, he conquered."Anonymousenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-83257330379826253172015-02-18T08:31:27.271-08:002015-02-18T08:31:27.271-08:00"OK, they're pretty lame tricks, but not ..."OK, they're pretty lame tricks, but not as lame as Al's in the last anti- cap."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-34294924750416984282015-02-18T04:00:46.221-08:002015-02-18T04:00:46.221-08:00"See, Kathy, the rabbit's still alive. Yo..."See, Kathy, the rabbit's still alive. You're just getting fat."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61603290699617612782015-02-17T15:03:01.286-08:002015-02-17T15:03:01.286-08:00"You think Teller will ever say a word about ..."You think Teller will ever say a word about what he saw? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-17173054816476794912015-02-17T14:07:42.953-08:002015-02-17T14:07:42.953-08:00"...and this is where the magic happens!"..."...and this is where the magic happens!"Kathy Hnoreply@blogger.com