tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post6270487694270442533..comments2024-03-29T02:31:37.328-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #290.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-48994675156077402222011-06-15T08:54:11.942-07:002011-06-15T08:54:11.942-07:00"He says he no longer holds a grudge about yo..."He says he no longer holds a grudge about you sleeping with his wife."Satireguyhttp://www.davespoliticalsatire.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-37377282370137591602011-06-06T22:55:39.716-07:002011-06-06T22:55:39.716-07:00"Al, pay attention. This graft is to help you..."Al, pay attention. This graft is to help you, in particular, learn to dissect the anti-caps you occacionally don't get, yet judge so harshly. <br /><br />al(ice)inla, you WILL help your husband in this endeavor, won't you? <br /><br />And you, Mr. Radosh, are you still with us?<br /><br />By the way, al, I'll let the Mrs. sleep in your bunk tonight for 18 cartons of cigarettes Bail E. Abeltoofohcussnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-87615540781450638812011-06-05T18:42:00.853-07:002011-06-05T18:42:00.853-07:00"Going forward we'll have to confine our ..."Going forward we'll have to confine our insider trading to stamps for cigarettes."<br /><br />MalkmusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33286118187408246642011-06-05T13:31:45.061-07:002011-06-05T13:31:45.061-07:00"And this is the trend in corporate bankruptc..."And this is the trend in corporate bankruptcies since we ended up in here."David Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00483427700001203723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-65801745448711980312011-06-05T08:06:09.730-07:002011-06-05T08:06:09.730-07:00"Don't worry, Bob, you'll be disbarre..."Don't worry, Bob, you'll be disbarred soon enough."<br /><br />"No more wisecracks out of you, Bob."Bob's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69290357879471576242011-06-05T05:02:31.219-07:002011-06-05T05:02:31.219-07:00I really like this one by Gary P.I really like this one by Gary P.Snowman Experthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09127825717978645729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-68078248130991730082011-06-05T04:45:12.352-07:002011-06-05T04:45:12.352-07:00"This is how much I like you right now. Look ..."This is how much I like you right now. Look at me, you two!"Gary Pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-53690469565809946172011-06-04T14:55:34.005-07:002011-06-04T14:55:34.005-07:00"We're looking at life imprisonment with ..."We're looking at life imprisonment with no chance of payroll."<br /><br />MalkmusAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-12200249730988634312011-06-04T10:52:12.503-07:002011-06-04T10:52:12.503-07:00This graph, showing alinla's annual gross inco...This graph, showing alinla's annual gross income peaking in the 11th grade, is no doubt tied to his apparent inability to master even rudimentary multi-tasking.boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-43697580493640081572011-06-04T10:26:49.195-07:002011-06-04T10:26:49.195-07:00Mel, that's not the quantitative easing I thin...Mel, that's not the quantitative easing I think we all know I was referring to.boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7177998144423060332011-06-04T07:41:57.793-07:002011-06-04T07:41:57.793-07:00One more quarter like this, Jenkins, and I'll ...One more quarter like this, Jenkins, and I'll have you shanked.Lawrence Woodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1856609495115797992011-06-04T07:41:12.886-07:002011-06-04T07:41:12.886-07:00We call this "dropping the soap."We call this "dropping the soap."Lawrence Woodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30315686685576498612011-06-04T06:17:56.491-07:002011-06-04T06:17:56.491-07:00Yo Bob Eckstein. What's with the easel? It has...Yo Bob Eckstein. What's with the easel? It has no lower right leg and the top parts don't line up with the bottom parts.....and while I'm at it, there's no floor/wall line definition, and even if the inmates had a key it wouldn't open the door because there isn't one!<br /><br />picky pickyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-15106456494732397432011-06-04T04:02:15.590-07:002011-06-04T04:02:15.590-07:00We never should have left Shea Stadium.We never should have left Shea Stadium.Austinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-40319129681570376342011-06-03T20:24:41.754-07:002011-06-03T20:24:41.754-07:00"I was conducting a symphony, with a baton li..."I was conducting a symphony, with a baton like this, when out of nowhere, some guy throws a fucking presentation easel at me, like that. So I stabbed him."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-83124895745528175282011-06-03T14:11:32.104-07:002011-06-03T14:11:32.104-07:00"We'll be out of here this afternoon; I ..."We'll be out of here this afternoon; I keisterd in my "Key Man" insurance policy."The Donnelednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33715174172011612522011-06-03T14:05:23.846-07:002011-06-03T14:05:23.846-07:00"First one of you to bob my eckstein gets to ..."First one of you to bob my eckstein gets to be Chief Operating Officer for the day"<br /><br />P.S. Josh Groban called and he wants his head back.Welcome Bob!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33853396242353243012011-06-03T13:08:07.233-07:002011-06-03T13:08:07.233-07:00I want in!
(after the contest I'd like to sh...I want in! <br /><br />(after the contest I'd like to share the real caption)Snowman Experthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09127825717978645729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24768944546223072062011-06-03T12:48:12.899-07:002011-06-03T12:48:12.899-07:00"Great news, folks! Bob Eckstein will be joi..."Great news, folks! Bob Eckstein will be joining us!"Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-45448745029481308222011-06-03T10:38:07.259-07:002011-06-03T10:38:07.259-07:00Interesting entries–it's been fun reading them...Interesting entries–it's been fun reading them. Although I haven't seen one yet that's similar to what I wrote for the cartoon (I'm the cartoonist and haven't shown anyone the punchline including the New Yorker editors).<br />Bob<br />www.bobeckstein.comSnowman Experthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09127825717978645729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-21630523296497458562011-06-03T10:37:18.342-07:002011-06-03T10:37:18.342-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Snowman Experthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09127825717978645729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-31560853162382053312011-06-03T09:27:21.922-07:002011-06-03T09:27:21.922-07:00I was raping my way to a rape when a rapist raped ...I was raping my way to a rape when a rapist raped me rapaciously. rape, rape, rape.Suessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84859905459796846512011-06-03T08:05:50.299-07:002011-06-03T08:05:50.299-07:00"..and this graph shows the funniness of each..."..and this graph shows the funniness of each subsequent prison rape joke.."ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-27422267392806391522011-06-03T07:52:44.712-07:002011-06-03T07:52:44.712-07:00"In summary, I think it's safe to say tha..."In summary, I think it's safe to say that your worst day working is still better than your best day getting brutally ass-raped in prison."Hal Fullnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-26967852371490747922011-06-02T17:04:09.243-07:002011-06-02T17:04:09.243-07:00"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your telekineti..."Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your telekinetic powers only work on this easel."<br /><br />RobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com