tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post6098939985488351637..comments2024-03-29T02:31:37.328-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #287.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7547337329818032942011-06-09T04:20:31.789-07:002011-06-09T04:20:31.789-07:00LAMEST FINALIST EVER: "I'm calling to re...LAMEST FINALIST EVER: "I'm calling to report a giant hand in my house." WTF?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-76559377216296459642011-05-30T19:04:51.681-07:002011-05-30T19:04:51.681-07:00See, I was right. He's on a roll. Now don'...See, I was right. He's on a roll. Now don't piss him off or he'll let the other hang for another week. At least!<br /><br />Thanks Al!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-62150385870556565632011-05-28T21:16:26.647-07:002011-05-28T21:16:26.647-07:00"OMG! We're next! We're next!"
..."OMG! We're next! We're next!"<br /><br />The Wait Is Killing Me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19593203667429401412011-05-28T04:40:02.819-07:002011-05-28T04:40:02.819-07:00"Well, you know what they say about caption c..."Well, you know what they say about caption contests. 'Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged.'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-58398116730854212922011-05-27T11:45:18.309-07:002011-05-27T11:45:18.309-07:00"Eww. Hairy palm.""Eww. Hairy palm."ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-10306292272326770002011-05-26T22:14:41.402-07:002011-05-26T22:14:41.402-07:00"It's the Allstate rep, honey. He wants t..."It's the Allstate rep, honey. He wants to go up my premium."Utellmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15109560537817638174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64610911607161206132011-05-26T06:28:20.266-07:002011-05-26T06:28:20.266-07:00"Honey, call the Guinness people. This has g..."Honey, call the Guinness people. This has <i>got</i> to be a new world's record."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-89598662805982785032011-05-24T07:11:46.009-07:002011-05-24T07:11:46.009-07:00Hello, Acme Exterminators? No job too big or too s...Hello, Acme Exterminators? No job too big or too small, right?Big Rednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-83872484131862519122011-05-24T07:11:21.431-07:002011-05-24T07:11:21.431-07:00Honey, I just won $5000 a month for life!Honey, I just won $5000 a month for life!Big Rednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-54019641026030694662011-05-23T16:19:33.295-07:002011-05-23T16:19:33.295-07:00"Do we feel like the middle class is being sq..."Do we feel like the middle class is being squeezed of every cent by today's economy?"Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-20070755121097400002011-05-23T10:22:25.949-07:002011-05-23T10:22:25.949-07:00[Re Anonymous's comment above: I concur. The...<i>[Re Anonymous's comment above: I concur. They are the lamest of the lame captions. <br /><br />One correction: They appear, of course in <b>The New Yorker</b>, not <b>The New York Times</b>.]</i>Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-62826187944227719302011-05-23T04:52:52.998-07:002011-05-23T04:52:52.998-07:00wow - the NYT picked the 3 worst possible finalist...wow - the NYT picked the 3 worst possible finalists for this one. Not a smile among them. Pliers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5896763171017519922011-05-17T17:30:41.662-07:002011-05-17T17:30:41.662-07:00"I'm telling him that the neighbor has a ..."I'm telling him that the neighbor has a <i>really</i> big cannon he can stroke."snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74127675216834574372011-05-17T16:37:30.858-07:002011-05-17T16:37:30.858-07:00“It’s Sylvester Stallone again . . . a bit ‘over t...“It’s Sylvester Stallone again . . . a bit ‘over the top’, if you ask me.”<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41272792249654879892011-05-17T16:36:32.656-07:002011-05-17T16:36:32.656-07:00“It’s the collection agency again . . . says they’...“It’s the collection agency again . . . says they’re more than willing to go ‘mano-a-mano’ if we don’t pay up.”<br /><br /><br />--blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41346386122290422852011-05-17T16:36:13.375-07:002011-05-17T16:36:13.375-07:00“Would you please tell Dr. ‘Handsy’ he’s going to ...“Would you please tell Dr. ‘Handsy’ he’s going to lose his license again if he keeps this up.”<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-35361431101162319902011-05-17T16:35:46.665-07:002011-05-17T16:35:46.665-07:00“Does your mother always have to be so heavy-hande...“Does your mother always have to be so heavy-handed?”<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-65196964611411414762011-05-17T16:35:22.093-07:002011-05-17T16:35:22.093-07:00“It’s NETFLIX. Have we received ‘Fists of Fury’ y...“It’s NETFLIX. Have we received ‘Fists of Fury’ yet?”<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44339451640350870422011-05-17T16:34:53.326-07:002011-05-17T16:34:53.326-07:00“It’s Petaluma, California. They want to start up...“It’s Petaluma, California. They want to start up the Armwrestling Championships again. Are we interested?”<br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-32311075446916555062011-05-17T11:10:09.083-07:002011-05-17T11:10:09.083-07:00"It's the bank! Something about a bungled..."It's the bank! Something about a bungled foreclosure!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-74813190853154955022011-05-17T06:14:41.161-07:002011-05-17T06:14:41.161-07:00"Quick! Call that human cannonball guy!"..."Quick! Call that human cannonball guy!"Nostril Damusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-17003577976815900232011-05-16T15:30:37.043-07:002011-05-16T15:30:37.043-07:00"Damn. Now we have to figure whether Mrs. al ..."Damn. Now we have to figure whether <i>Mrs.</i> al will think it's funny."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-78974068645150729672011-05-16T07:21:31.315-07:002011-05-16T07:21:31.315-07:00No, you don’t understand, my little girl is having...No, you don’t understand, my little girl is having a tea party and I GOTTA go.Big Rednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-67108150327842882342011-05-16T07:19:43.162-07:002011-05-16T07:19:43.162-07:00No, you don’t understand, my little girl is having...No, you don’t understand, my little girl is having a tea party and I GOTTA go.Big Rednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-13642172625935207392011-05-16T05:32:21.364-07:002011-05-16T05:32:21.364-07:00"Honey, can you take care of judging the Anti..."Honey, can you take care of judging the Anti-Caption Contest this week? And please be easy on Kathy H and her links. The poor girl can't help herself."Tim Hnoreply@blogger.com