tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post6068035438790018927..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #280.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-73957188696960753232012-10-23T06:28:48.508-07:002012-10-23T06:28:48.508-07:00Belated St. Paddy's day wishes for Mr. Gill O&...Belated St. Paddy's day wishes for Mr. Gill O'Teen. IrishmanXavierhttp://www.goldsenze.com/qa-where-does-one-buy-gold-coins-in-the-usa-to-invest-banks-or-specific-mints/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-35944831242029509732011-03-27T18:54:13.337-07:002011-03-27T18:54:13.337-07:00And if my thought-dreams could been seen
They'...And if my thought-dreams could been seen<br />They'd probably put my head in a guillotine<br />But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-50314552623652682662011-03-27T18:49:26.011-07:002011-03-27T18:49:26.011-07:00"And after this, I'd like you to shred ou..."And after this, I'd like you to shred our VP of Human Resources."Satireguyhttp://www.davespoliticalsatire.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-89961592771101942352011-03-27T10:16:01.845-07:002011-03-27T10:16:01.845-07:00"The bicycle messenger wants it velo bound.&q..."The bicycle messenger wants it velo bound."Coup D. Coeurnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-68373373021636759072011-03-27T04:06:59.312-07:002011-03-27T04:06:59.312-07:00"Look, you're going to have to drop that ..."Look, you're going to have to drop that thing more than a few hundred times; this is really sensitive information."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7375482519603411032011-03-26T23:37:28.005-07:002011-03-26T23:37:28.005-07:00"Sweet, free circumcision! Can I at least le..."Sweet, free circumcision! Can I at least leave you a tip?"Oyitz Humidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24672402882515351152011-03-26T09:53:41.143-07:002011-03-26T09:53:41.143-07:00"Spielberg sent me to see you about 'proc..."Spielberg sent me to see you about 'processing' my movie script. If I understood him correctly, I will get ten cents for every twelve tickets sold!"smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-90870478353683911622011-03-26T08:09:32.730-07:002011-03-26T08:09:32.730-07:00Suffice it to say we won't accept their terms....Suffice it to say we won't accept their terms.Eric Gnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-1041596534642080602011-03-26T06:14:08.318-07:002011-03-26T06:14:08.318-07:00"And everybody knows that a real guillotine b..."And everybody knows that a real guillotine blade's angle is 45 degrees, not the 30 degrees pictured here. Back the drawing board Dernovich!"<br /><br />xsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-23317297046432745092011-03-25T19:07:22.536-07:002011-03-25T19:07:22.536-07:00How Charlie Sheen won his last part in a televisio...How Charlie Sheen won his last part in a television show, tentatively titled "Three Men."Austinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69321278616097050102011-03-25T19:06:57.292-07:002011-03-25T19:06:57.292-07:00Here's the Pat's last game plan, since the...Here's the Pat's last game plan, since they couldn't execute it.<br /><br />RockoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-88031778397728671802011-03-25T16:55:02.837-07:002011-03-25T16:55:02.837-07:00"Wait, that thing drops a grand total of abou..."Wait, that thing drops a grand total of about 3 feet. How does it get enough momentum to cut through anything?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-21891920717502860942011-03-25T15:03:44.045-07:002011-03-25T15:03:44.045-07:00“My last editor wasn’t quite so cutting.”
---blw...“My last editor wasn’t quite so cutting.”<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-48331659110057705902011-03-25T14:54:24.665-07:002011-03-25T14:54:24.665-07:00"You know, I was thinking. My wife has execru..."You know, I was thinking. My wife has execruciating neck pain."<br /><br />RobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-77954881088269455462011-03-25T14:54:12.672-07:002011-03-25T14:54:12.672-07:00"Im told you can make a hella pop-up book out..."Im told you can make a hella pop-up book out of this."<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-81767878705140541332011-03-25T12:16:08.960-07:002011-03-25T12:16:08.960-07:00"Have you ever considered, sir, the many adva..."Have you ever considered, sir, the many advantages of owning a set of the <i>Encyclopedia Britannica</i>®?"Tim Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44280406641687283282011-03-25T08:45:23.674-07:002011-03-25T08:45:23.674-07:00"I just don't want these to end up becomi..."I just don't want these to end up becoming the next Pentagon Papers."Satireguyhttp://www.daretobeaverage.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84737577868237024652011-03-25T01:38:37.566-07:002011-03-25T01:38:37.566-07:00"Sorry things didn't work out in HR."..."Sorry things didn't work out in HR."Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84576923103664580752011-03-25T01:36:45.137-07:002011-03-25T01:36:45.137-07:00"If this doesn't work out, my synagogue n..."If this doesn't work out, my synagogue needs a new mohel."Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69592817595441027782011-03-24T22:04:51.743-07:002011-03-24T22:04:51.743-07:00Apologies to Johnny B.- just saw your post. As pe...Apologies to Johnny B.- just saw your post. As penance:<br />"After these take my head, for I am an unwitting plagiarist."Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05715601332241444620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-13207721685709423582011-03-24T21:55:29.424-07:002011-03-24T21:55:29.424-07:00"I don't care if you're haunted by th..."I don't care if you're haunted by the pages of your victims- just shred!"Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05715601332241444620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2171785907954845362011-03-24T18:46:00.087-07:002011-03-24T18:46:00.087-07:00Christ, what a neck hole.
Jim Cavanaugh
(Sorry al...Christ, what a neck hole.<br /><br />Jim Cavanaugh<br />(Sorry al, I'm trying to quit)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-70887237437910400282011-03-24T18:40:38.541-07:002011-03-24T18:40:38.541-07:00Here you go, al. How's the new Johnny B. Deca...Here you go, al. How's the new Johnny B. Decaptionater working out?<br /><br />alas poor Johnny B.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-70899562763282070292011-03-24T18:24:08.894-07:002011-03-24T18:24:08.894-07:00Next year we'll fill out our brackets online.
...Next year we'll fill out our brackets online.<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-38575925855523169902011-03-24T17:39:41.440-07:002011-03-24T17:39:41.440-07:00"And here's the New Testament. When can I..."And here's the New Testament. When can I pick them both up?"<br /><br />xsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com