tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post538590794176217648..comments2024-03-29T02:31:37.328-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #357.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51013413956402555972013-02-26T04:16:51.510-08:002013-02-26T04:16:51.510-08:00bumpbumpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-969184872316935542013-01-06T18:03:19.493-08:002013-01-06T18:03:19.493-08:00"So, is this it, al? I'll never complete..."So, is this it, al? I'll never complete him now? Oh, the humanity . . ."<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-25359964486780299522013-01-01T06:38:09.278-08:002013-01-01T06:38:09.278-08:00"In case you are wondering, my enthusiasm has..."In case you are wondering, my enthusiasm has not dimmed. But the appearing lack of it and long stretches between the satisfying climaxes of a contest well-judged has driven away most of the real anti-cappers like you."Cordelianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24191288609448022252012-12-29T04:20:21.585-08:002012-12-29T04:20:21.585-08:00Valley? I must have meant Rudy Valley.Valley? I must have meant Rudy Valley.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-61559289080570562362012-12-29T04:19:05.270-08:002012-12-29T04:19:05.270-08:00"Just like Al and Frankie Valley, I'm wor..."Just like Al and Frankie Valley, I'm workin' my way back to you babe. And the happiness that died."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-73938203216236495892012-12-25T22:58:18.627-08:002012-12-25T22:58:18.627-08:00"I can't believe it . . . our scene in be..."I can't believe it . . . our scene in bed gets trumped by one with a tiny car . . . At least we were having sex which is intrinsically of more prurient interest!"<br /><br /><br />---first come, (not) first servedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-16681146141930088902012-12-21T11:21:20.136-08:002012-12-21T11:21:20.136-08:00"Jesus Christ, al . . . you've been stand..."Jesus Christ, al . . . you've been standing in that doorway for six weeks. Do something, say something . . . I can't take you just standing there!"<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-66194809991088502602012-12-16T01:50:11.120-08:002012-12-16T01:50:11.120-08:00"Well, what did you expect, Al? I had no idea..."Well, what did you expect, Al? I had no idea if you were ever coming back!"Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-4324090042997363482012-12-12T06:01:58.667-08:002012-12-12T06:01:58.667-08:00I was gonna rock your world, but I forgot my Dixo...I was gonna rock your world, but I forgot my Dixon-Ticonderoga.Fort Dixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51418619257805116432012-12-11T21:16:39.743-08:002012-12-11T21:16:39.743-08:00"Oh, it's you, al . . . your extended abs..."Oh, it's you, al . . . your extended absence allowed me to draw the wrong conclusion . . . well, I'm almost done here."<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-86516414696170293102012-12-11T19:08:20.044-08:002012-12-11T19:08:20.044-08:00I thought you said this guy was connected.I thought you said this guy was connected.JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-31547937695520361852012-12-09T20:02:49.035-08:002012-12-09T20:02:49.035-08:00"Don't you dare stand there in judgment. ..."Don't you dare stand there in judgment. After all, al in la doesn't."<br /><br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41872884059654931202012-12-04T04:23:48.981-08:002012-12-04T04:23:48.981-08:00"I can't be with you, Roger. I can only b..."I can't be with you, Roger. I can only be with a man I can form any number of ways, to my own liking. He's number one in my heart."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-9201619682160877642012-11-28T18:27:27.809-08:002012-11-28T18:27:27.809-08:00“Well, you ‘promised that you’d be right there wit...“Well, you ‘promised that you’d be right there with me when I paint my masterpiece’.”<br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44964297416332706702012-11-23T11:10:42.030-08:002012-11-23T11:10:42.030-08:00"I complete him."
Jim Cavanaugh"I complete him."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-19117061664373160622012-11-23T01:01:19.047-08:002012-11-23T01:01:19.047-08:00"Meet Max Klein ... My 'Paint by Numbers&..."Meet Max Klein ... My 'Paint by Numbers' lover!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-27689195969865229072012-11-21T23:47:48.408-08:002012-11-21T23:47:48.408-08:00"He seemed to connect to the vibrator I bough..."He seemed to connect to the vibrator I bought."Don Jr.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44934455569852851022012-11-20T07:15:22.389-08:002012-11-20T07:15:22.389-08:00"He's a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery, ins..."He's a puzzle, wrapped in a mystery, inside my enigma."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-90952073253332739422012-11-18T19:20:01.113-08:002012-11-18T19:20:01.113-08:00He says I complete himHe says I complete himcubshlubnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-69581349994901591552012-11-18T12:52:02.753-08:002012-11-18T12:52:02.753-08:00al in la, meet 1 in 90 04 5al in la, meet 1 in 90 04 5JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24800455291802411642012-11-18T12:44:52.008-08:002012-11-18T12:44:52.008-08:00"I found someone to fill in for you."
J..."I found someone to fill in for you."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-8318095000671531192012-11-18T05:39:15.523-08:002012-11-18T05:39:15.523-08:00There weren't any day laborers left at Home De...There weren't any day laborers left at Home Depot so I got one at Toys 'R Us.boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-78702244413646711752012-11-18T01:04:12.154-08:002012-11-18T01:04:12.154-08:00"His name is 'Dow Jones' and I will s..."His name is 'Dow Jones' and I will say he's about average!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-57033407978294582162012-11-17T17:54:53.906-08:002012-11-17T17:54:53.906-08:00"I'm cheating on you.""I'm cheating on you."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-56288326265647333482012-11-17T08:46:23.502-08:002012-11-17T08:46:23.502-08:00"And stop calling me 'Dot'! ... Based..."And stop calling me 'Dot'! ... Based on the shedding of my uterine lining I've changed it to ... 'Period'!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.com