tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post1987019852446997151..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #278.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger112125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72392661229521987442011-03-14T16:57:04.481-07:002011-03-14T16:57:04.481-07:00On the blight side, my wife got swept away.On the blight side, my wife got swept away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84360759462578333252011-03-14T04:37:18.825-07:002011-03-14T04:37:18.825-07:00"But how did you KNOW there are two murdered ..."But how did you KNOW there are two murdered school children below deck?"Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-21647440224201992652011-03-13T20:10:53.636-07:002011-03-13T20:10:53.636-07:00"Are you as wet as I am?""Are you as wet as I am?"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-25916596271494057452011-03-13T19:00:43.092-07:002011-03-13T19:00:43.092-07:00Well, then, I believe a cavity search is in order....Well, then, I believe a cavity search is in order... spread 'em.<br /><br />RockoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-75796203182184736972011-03-13T18:59:37.173-07:002011-03-13T18:59:37.173-07:00"I own this boat free and clear, Oh hi office..."I own this boat free and clear, Oh hi officer Here's the title (wave)"Tokie Yokelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-76372652348893767092011-03-13T18:43:39.100-07:002011-03-13T18:43:39.100-07:00"Thanks, officer, but the tsunami joke isn..."Thanks, officer, but the tsunami joke isn't for sale."<br /><br />xsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72808422654643514512011-03-13T17:58:14.102-07:002011-03-13T17:58:14.102-07:00...and that'll be another $250 for the tastele......and that'll be another $250 for the tasteless tsunami joke.<br /><br />RockoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-73149170372912426062011-03-13T17:11:02.892-07:002011-03-13T17:11:02.892-07:00"Where's a tsunami when you need one?&quo..."Where's a tsunami when you need one?"<br /><br />xsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-91881780501363268502011-03-13T06:15:23.531-07:002011-03-13T06:15:23.531-07:00"I'm fine, officer. The trailer hitch bro..."I'm fine, officer. The trailer hitch broke so I'm staying with the boat while my wife has it repaired."Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44556981149758326372011-03-13T05:25:31.231-07:002011-03-13T05:25:31.231-07:00Your turn signal is on.Your turn signal is on.Austin in PAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-41589130379857335362011-03-12T08:34:16.684-08:002011-03-12T08:34:16.684-08:00"Hey, buoy!!!""Hey, buoy!!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5119390938161555822011-03-11T20:46:55.248-08:002011-03-11T20:46:55.248-08:00Don't throw the book at me! I promise, no mor...Don't throw the book at me! I promise, no more self-promotion.<br /><br />FlattireguyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-70745821473790990482011-03-11T18:08:33.767-08:002011-03-11T18:08:33.767-08:00"Apologies, Officer Fujikura. I was down in ..."Apologies, Officer Fujikura. I was down in the harbor only ten seconds ago."LRnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-38610455120805395592011-03-11T18:01:04.902-08:002011-03-11T18:01:04.902-08:00"Klaatu barada nikto""Klaatu barada nikto"K2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-67589082466210121282011-03-11T11:45:31.579-08:002011-03-11T11:45:31.579-08:00"Yes, officer, I can read Urdu. As you can s..."Yes, officer, I can read Urdu. As you can see from my flag, I'm from Eastern Fuckistan. Would you like me to translate that book for you?Satireguyhttp://www.davespoliticalsatire.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-63589420012731929512011-03-11T10:21:55.019-08:002011-03-11T10:21:55.019-08:00“So, what is it with you guys??? Experiencing a l...“So, what is it with you guys??? Experiencing a little lull with the Somali pirate action??? Got some spare time now to pick on the little guy???” <br /><br /><br />---left coast wayneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-27123239057160963182011-03-11T10:10:26.048-08:002011-03-11T10:10:26.048-08:00"Typically, the New Yorker sends out a lifegu..."Typically, the New Yorker sends out a lifeguard in situations like this . . . what are you doing here???"<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-32199239396545928552011-03-11T10:06:14.343-08:002011-03-11T10:06:14.343-08:00The last thing I remember was someone saying, &quo...The last thing I remember was someone saying, "welcome to the Tokyo regatta".boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-27973138141748751282011-03-11T04:38:46.642-08:002011-03-11T04:38:46.642-08:00"They said move inland to be safe, and I have..."They said move inland to be safe, and I have relatives here in Iowa anyway."<br /><br />xsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-90543781863999503472011-03-10T15:58:21.859-08:002011-03-10T15:58:21.859-08:00"No that's not my book but thanks for ask..."No that's not my book but thanks for asking."Satireguyhttp://www.davespoliticalsatire.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-84396103148913527422011-03-10T15:36:33.961-08:002011-03-10T15:36:33.961-08:00"No oars, no motor, no sails, no nothing. Thi..."No oars, no motor, no sails, no nothing. This is not my beautiful boat. How did I get here?"Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-76028630779866304912011-03-10T15:25:42.334-08:002011-03-10T15:25:42.334-08:00Boats have barnacles hanging off their bottoms, Of...Boats have barnacles hanging off their bottoms, Officer. What's your excuse?boneguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-11167432252230972372011-03-10T14:37:40.072-08:002011-03-10T14:37:40.072-08:00"Buddy, if that thing isn't registered, y..."Buddy, if that thing isn't registered, you're going to have one hull of a problem."stuporgeeknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-67331313114222289062011-03-10T14:11:37.727-08:002011-03-10T14:11:37.727-08:00"Good to see you, matey . . . I expect those ..."Good to see you, matey . . . I expect those Somali pirates will be thinkin' twice before taking us on now!"<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-46478204635818201462011-03-10T14:10:37.372-08:002011-03-10T14:10:37.372-08:00"Save the lecture, Officer . . . right now, I..."Save the lecture, Officer . . . right now, I need you to start collecting a male and female of every local species . . . I have it on higher authority than you, there's a mighty gully-washer a-comin'!!!"<br /><br /><br />---blwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com