tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post1813715197990230005..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #258.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-50902294358681994032010-10-13T22:00:02.014-07:002010-10-13T22:00:02.014-07:00Wow, a pity prize! I am so honored. Thanks...?Wow, a pity prize! I am so honored. Thanks...?Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-15938074115906992792010-10-11T07:45:58.628-07:002010-10-11T07:45:58.628-07:00Al, you "hate to sound defensive" but yo...Al, you "hate to sound defensive" but you do and, given the comments you make about some of the caps, I think you need to be able to take what you dish out.<br />Also, the contest is (still, I presume,) meant to be about the "worst possible caption". Your choice this week is merely the most mediocre example of one of the categories you described, not really a "worst"JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-11481694038337918422010-10-10T17:58:29.358-07:002010-10-10T17:58:29.358-07:00you haven't gotten this much action since we p...you haven't gotten this much action since we put Jaydeeyo to sleepVanDeusernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-4293251414110251482010-10-10T17:42:46.467-07:002010-10-10T17:42:46.467-07:00Glad to see you finally got that monkey off your b...Glad to see you finally got that monkey off your back, but I'm not sure this is an improvement.Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-64660500001302438612010-10-10T17:34:21.718-07:002010-10-10T17:34:21.718-07:00Let's get ready to rumble!Let's get ready to rumble!Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-52348041435671555032010-10-10T17:07:26.428-07:002010-10-10T17:07:26.428-07:00"Relax my son. All our new priests are subjec..."Relax my son. All our new priests are subjected to this test to assure they are not gay. I will now personally check to make certain she has given you a massive, beautiful, rock-hard erection."NAMBYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-34584761536402036122010-10-09T18:49:12.496-07:002010-10-09T18:49:12.496-07:00I now pronounce you husband and succubus.I now pronounce you husband and succubus.Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33331051007228460052010-10-09T17:57:30.826-07:002010-10-09T17:57:30.826-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2579230056452015352010-10-09T17:54:56.564-07:002010-10-09T17:54:56.564-07:00No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die the slow, horrib...No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die the slow, horrible death that is marriage.Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-91250730332486975102010-10-09T15:13:21.526-07:002010-10-09T15:13:21.526-07:00On your mark, get set, GO!On your mark, get set, <i>GO!</i>Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-17775773336321195572010-10-09T15:04:10.592-07:002010-10-09T15:04:10.592-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ashen Dockworkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16969053242455720291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72552756101697850542010-10-09T04:15:29.054-07:002010-10-09T04:15:29.054-07:00"Get down from there before you break his nec..."Get down from there before you break his neck."<br /><br />dwilkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-65448161686389204772010-10-08T20:07:02.711-07:002010-10-08T20:07:02.711-07:00From the new adult video "Bride Whores" ...From the new adult video "Bride Whores" starring Kate Getsome and "Oral Annie" Thataway.Jessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-45677313214432747412010-10-08T11:51:34.497-07:002010-10-08T11:51:34.497-07:00"Odd that my blank book is matched by your va..."Odd that my blank book is matched by your vacant eyes. Almost as though the ghost of Harold Gray were hovering near."<br /><br /><br /><br />(ahem: correction)Mort Druckernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-40966598174603487822010-10-08T11:47:33.183-07:002010-10-08T11:47:33.183-07:00"Odd that my blank book is matched by your va..."Odd that my blank book is matched by your vacant eyes. Almost as the ghost of Harold Gray were hovering near."Mort Druckernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-78531032048606118142010-10-08T11:29:59.469-07:002010-10-08T11:29:59.469-07:00"Did you not hear me pronounce you man and wi..."Did you not hear me pronounce you man and wife? Are we going to stand here until the batteries in her vibrator die? "Mort Druckernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-26246191923438290462010-10-08T11:02:40.118-07:002010-10-08T11:02:40.118-07:00"If there is anyone present today who objects..."If there is anyone present today who objects to this marriage for any reason, besides the fact that the bride is 12, please speak now or forever hold... Yes, I see a number of hands raised now..."smucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-70673753420174644792010-10-08T09:08:56.901-07:002010-10-08T09:08:56.901-07:00(I can't believe I have to do this entire fuck...(I can't believe I have to do this entire fucking service in sign language)<br /><br />"W..."Gary Pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-49330390861001424852010-10-08T08:23:44.614-07:002010-10-08T08:23:44.614-07:00"Ah, legalities. I see there is a rider in y..."Ah, legalities. I see there is a rider in your pre-nup..."ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-66527812866313528212010-10-08T08:12:11.434-07:002010-10-08T08:12:11.434-07:00"Well, Miss, I guess this makes sense --I hea..."Well, Miss, I guess this makes sense --I heard he's hung like a horse."ctanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-34252136392507272182010-10-08T07:22:28.879-07:002010-10-08T07:22:28.879-07:00"Your bride reminds me of an altar boy I used..."Your bride reminds me of an altar boy I used to know who'd have done anything not to have to blow me again."Grandmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-4643415271920502442010-10-08T02:20:08.453-07:002010-10-08T02:20:08.453-07:00"I've married gays and I've married s..."I've married gays and I've married straights. I've married a bigamist and a polygamist. Hell, I even once married a dog and a monkey. But I've never before married a man and his transgendered Siamese twin."Steve_Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-73387123608321745212010-10-07T23:35:45.209-07:002010-10-07T23:35:45.209-07:00"Tilt the head back to establish a proper air..."Tilt the head back to establish a proper airway, then proceed to stifle the life out of him for several years."LVnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2684404215624476612010-10-07T19:55:03.337-07:002010-10-07T19:55:03.337-07:00You're in for a big let-down.
Jim CavanaughYou're in for a big let-down.<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-44455002352733617682010-10-07T19:13:11.748-07:002010-10-07T19:13:11.748-07:00"Kids? I did not say "I'll do the se..."Kids? I did not say "I'll do the sermon, you go on and mount." I said 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"Jessnoreply@blogger.com