Monday, April 4, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No.517


16 comments:

  1. "Pull your pants up and lower your hood. It's an all white jury."

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  2. "I don't think ... No Priors ... Is going to fly!"

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  3. Please try not to chuckle every time death is mentioned.

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  4. "So the D train murders, the cinder-block murder, the body in the long briefcase, the dead kid in the yoga rug. Any other recent ones you're not telling me about?"

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  5. "Now remember, you are the 'Grim Reaper,' not the 'Grim Reapist.'"

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  6. "I know you're guilty- for everybody EXCEPT Ron & Nicole; everybody knows that."

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  7. "No, stare deceasis is not fucking funny."

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  8. "They have a writ of habeas corpus, not to mention photos of your heinous corpses."

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  9. "You're safe. alinla is the judge."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  10. "I don't think the outfit is a positive for closing, Mr. Cosby."

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  11. I thought I had a little more time.

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  12. "You'll nail the prosecutor on cross."

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  13. "Breach of contract. You were supposed to kill Jesus and they claim that he wasn't actually dead."

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  14. "Remember, the last time you saw Al he looked healthy and was very much alive."

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  15. "Looks like a "Not Guilty" is going to happen so do not congratulate or shake hands with anyone.”

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  16. "Don't worry. There's no death penalty in this state."

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