Monday, January 25, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 508


28 comments:

  1. "Yeah, I remember him- good chum."

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  3. "Looks like you foun Nemo!

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  4. "Yeah, that's him with legs."

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  5. I never met a remora that wasn't a sucker!

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  6. "So I ate your ex wife. A thank you would be nice!"

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  7. "Don't pull that good carp/bad carp shit on me."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  8. "Looks like Miranda ... Right?"

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  9. "I never touched the diver inside those metal bars- I eat strictly cage-free."

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  10. "Looks like a Hook, Line, and Sinker ... Come on!"

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  11. "F..L..M....Z.......R wait, no P......................K?"

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  12. "Yeah, that's Ahab, but he's not 'the A-rab.'"

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  13. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

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  14. Yes, Ted Cruz is my father. Is that a stretch?

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  15. "That helicopter was photoshopped."

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  16. "I'll take my chances with judge al. It's been months since he rendered a verdict."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  17. "That's the shittiest undercover bio I've ever seen. No one is going to believe my name is Gil Slitt"

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  18. "Yes, of course I know my rights. I'm a lawyer."

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  19. "I wouldn't be here if I were a great white!"

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  20. "Ironically, I ate McGruff."

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  21. "I don't trust either of youse guys. Where's Fish?"

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  22. "OK I'll talk! This dryboarding is torture!"

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  23. "Ok, she swam near me and I was hungry, but it was consensual."

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  24. "That's a movie, dude. There are no sharks in tornadoes going around eating people."

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  25. His name is Spielberg and believe me, he had it coming.

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  26. "And if elected I will make America great again!…Sure, No problem. Tell the Koch brothers I can do this."

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  27. :Nope. That is not Roy Scheider's autograph."

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  28. "But could they beat the 95-96 Bulls?"

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