"It's been over 4 hours. Call 9-1-1"
"It's a vibrator for Evrolet girl."
"Banger? I barely knew her!"
Our merger with Giant went through.
"I do not relish this assignment."
"This is mine. Your dog's in the microwave."
This is the New York version of open carry.
"Who ordered the Frankfooter?"
"'The Apprentice' was tanking, he said to go big!"
"I got it from the Wienermobile. It has voice activated GPS, and can play the Bossa Nova!"
"Late stage capitalism."
"THIS is a man bun!"
Widermeyer's dead. Nitrates.
" Widermeyer didn't pass his random drug test. Poppy seed bun."
"Check that. It was Oscar Mayer, not Widermeyer."
"Big Bertha in accounting is hungry again."
R.I.P. David BowieR.I.P. Alan RickmanR.I.P. Glenn FreyR.I.P.C. Vey......soon?
"I can't say what I really want to say to you in the workplace, but I don't see anything about not showing this to you in the sexual harassment policy."
"Look at our fucking eyeballs, Ted. We've got to switch to the low sodium hotdogs."
"Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
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