Sunday, January 17, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 507


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20 comments:

  1. NJ-to-TXJanuary 18, 2016 at 4:00 PM

    "It's been over 4 hours. Call 9-1-1"

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  2. NJ-to-TXJanuary 18, 2016 at 4:02 PM

    "It's a vibrator for Evrolet girl."

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  3. DexJanuary 18, 2016 at 6:37 PM

    "Banger? I barely knew her!"

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  4. boneguyJanuary 18, 2016 at 11:06 PM

    Our merger with Giant went through.

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  5. UnknownJanuary 19, 2016 at 11:05 AM

    "I do not relish this assignment."

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2016 at 5:15 PM

    "This is mine. Your dog's in the microwave."

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  7. boneguyJanuary 19, 2016 at 7:55 PM

    This is the New York version of open carry.

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  8. Dr SumguyJanuary 19, 2016 at 10:35 PM

    "Who ordered the Frankfooter?"

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  9. Dr SumguyJanuary 19, 2016 at 10:47 PM

    "'The Apprentice' was tanking, he said to go big!"

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  10. Dr SumguyJanuary 19, 2016 at 11:19 PM

    "I got it from the Wienermobile. It has voice activated GPS, and can play the Bossa Nova!"

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  11. smuckJanuary 20, 2016 at 12:19 AM

    "Late stage capitalism."

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2016 at 9:49 AM

    "THIS is a man bun!"

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  13. boneguyJanuary 20, 2016 at 7:08 PM

    Widermeyer's dead. Nitrates.

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  14. DexJanuary 20, 2016 at 8:35 PM

    " Widermeyer didn't pass his random drug test. Poppy seed bun."

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2016 at 8:45 PM

    "Check that. It was Oscar Mayer, not Widermeyer."

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  16. ShellyJanuary 21, 2016 at 8:38 AM

    "Big Bertha in accounting is hungry again."

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  17. reid savidJanuary 21, 2016 at 8:55 PM

    "Allahu Akbar!"

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2016 at 4:37 AM

    R.I.P. David Bowie

    R.I.P. Alan Rickman

    R.I.P. Glenn Frey

    R.I.P.C. Vey......soon?

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  19. NJ-to-TXJanuary 22, 2016 at 4:46 AM

    "I can't say what I really want to say to you in the workplace, but I don't see anything about not showing this to you in the sexual harassment policy."

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  20. AnonymousMay 25, 2016 at 7:31 PM

    "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

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