"We're like the NFL, with our pussification."
"Yo, where's Adrian?"
"The punishment here is neoprene."
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry.' YES that's what I said. "
"After this it's the nylon maiden."
"I call it the uppercut!"
"Apparently, His Majesty is a Little Rascals fan."
"It's funny because it's his own hand in the glove."
"The first rule of Torture Club is: You don't talk about Torture Club."
It's called the Guillotine 1.0. Looking for some crowdfunding to upgrade and get it ready for shipment Q3 this year.
I had his nuts begging for their lives.
"Water boarding is seen as inhumane. This is merely considered zany."
"Okay start tickling him….He'll talk."
"We're shifting the emphasis from less cruel to more unusual."
^ Hey, anonymous, submit that one to the real contest.
We've tried everything. al still refuses to judge.
I got on eBay ... It's from the Boxer Rebellion!"
"Kinda reminds me of the Black Knight ... We'll call it a draw!"
"We cut off his hands to spite his face."
Airport Security in 2018 under President Trump… "He still says he's not a muslim, but...we'll see…" "
"Cheney says it's not torture."
"They don't call him Rock'em Sock'em Robespierre for nothing."
"He was sentenced to a slightly bruised spleen."
"If this guy was black or Muslim, would the government show this much restraint?"
"Late stage capitalism."
"Allahu Akbar!"
"We're like the NFL, with our pussification."
ReplyDelete"Yo, where's Adrian?"
ReplyDelete"The punishment here is neoprene."
ReplyDelete"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to cry.' YES that's what I said. "
ReplyDelete"After this it's the nylon maiden."
ReplyDelete"I call it the uppercut!"
ReplyDelete"Apparently, His Majesty is a Little Rascals fan."
ReplyDelete"It's funny because it's his own hand in the glove."
ReplyDelete"The first rule of Torture Club is: You don't talk about Torture Club."
ReplyDeleteIt's called the Guillotine 1.0. Looking for some crowdfunding to upgrade and get it ready for shipment Q3 this year.
ReplyDeleteI had his nuts begging for their lives.
ReplyDelete"Water boarding is seen as inhumane. This is merely considered zany."
ReplyDelete"Okay start tickling him….He'll talk."
ReplyDelete"We're shifting the emphasis from less cruel to more unusual."
ReplyDelete^ Hey, anonymous, submit that one to the real contest.
ReplyDeleteWe've tried everything. al still refuses to judge.
ReplyDeleteI got on eBay ... It's from the Boxer Rebellion!"
ReplyDelete"Kinda reminds me of the Black Knight ... We'll call it a draw!"
ReplyDelete"We cut off his hands to spite his face."
ReplyDeleteAirport Security in 2018 under President Trump…
ReplyDelete"He still says he's not a muslim, but...we'll see…"
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"Cheney says it's not torture."
ReplyDelete"They don't call him Rock'em Sock'em Robespierre for nothing."
ReplyDelete"He was sentenced to a slightly bruised spleen."
ReplyDelete"If this guy was black or Muslim, would the government show this much restraint?"
ReplyDelete"Late stage capitalism."
ReplyDelete"Allahu Akbar!"
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