"I don't know. It seems a little buggery-y to me"
"Shit! And now I'm down to my last quarter."
I dunno. I'd give the Japs three thumbs up for the element of surprise.
"I dunno. Could mean space exploration, or we're about to have a collision with the USS Smiley!"
"You know, I was more comfortable with the Enigma Machine."
"I thought joining the NAV-E would involve more high tech"
"Now they'll know we're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
"Jolly Roger Roger. Got it."
"Call me crazy, but it just doesn't say 'dreadnought' to me."
"That's uh... not how facebook works."
"Nope. These 'contests' are still boring as all shit."
"Try sticking the thumbs up on the bottom up your bottom."
"I'm haunted by the faces of your vexillology."
"You're well on your way to making petty officer."
"The captain says they're geometric logic symbols to help him figure out who ate the missing strawberries. I just think he's fuckin' nuts."
"No, I get it now. Ensign Smiley had one serving, Commander Pfister had two...and it was Queeg who ate up the last of the strawberries, that bastard!"
"Makes me think somebody in communications, is a script kiddie hacker!"
"Uhhhhh, Siskel and Ebert give us two thumbs up?"
For the longest time I thought Tora,Tora,Tora was some poor Japanese Jewish kid complaining about Bar Mitzvah training.
"We could use a little friendly fire for a change."
Lucky for us we're all getting iPhones next week.
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