Monday, October 12, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 494


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25 comments:

  1. al in laOctober 12, 2015 at 6:37 AM

    "Hear that guys? 53 is a paranoid schizophrenic with serious anger issues. Great. We can use that. Okay doc, what
    else? "

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  2. boneguyOctober 12, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    This way fellas, we fill our quota of one Jew per squad.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 12, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    "Let's ram the ball down these mother's throats."

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  4. AnonymousOctober 12, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    "Dr. Feelgood here is taking orders for post game meds. Don't be shy."

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  5. DexOctober 12, 2015 at 9:22 PM

    "So statistically speaking, we should get 3.55 yards from a slot right. On Omaha."

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  6. boneguyOctober 13, 2015 at 8:26 AM

    He's from the alinla school. No judging.

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  7. Dr SumguyOctober 13, 2015 at 9:28 AM

    "According to Doc ... Sack the quarterback ... Then get a stool sample!"

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  8. alinlaOctober 13, 2015 at 12:48 PM

    "He's from the boneguy school. Lots of comments. None funny. AND he is very passive aggressive. He refuses to use quotation marks which he knows pisses off alinla, IF alinla actually cared, which he doesn't…Oh… AND slant-right reverse on two…on TWO. "

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  9. Dr SumguyOctober 13, 2015 at 4:15 PM

    "Doc says your a Freud of psychoanalysis!"

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  10. AnonymousOctober 13, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    "If al really didn't care he, wouldn't be posting".

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  11. AnonymousOctober 13, 2015 at 7:19 PM

    "He's the guy who deflated al's balls."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  12. AnonymousOctober 14, 2015 at 4:22 AM

    "65 Toss Power Trap."

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  13. boneguyOctober 14, 2015 at 8:37 AM

    He's taking orders for Langer's. You can't go wrong with the number 19.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 14, 2015 at 8:39 AM

    Rumor has it boneguy has won the real New Yorker Cartoon contest twice with no quotation marks. This shall not pass so we'll run off tackle.

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  15. Dr SumguyOctober 14, 2015 at 1:02 PM

    "Slmmons goes for psychotherapy, Ellers electroshock, and Dugby for lobotomy (or a bottle in front of me)!"

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  16. JessOctober 14, 2015 at 9:59 PM

    "Our running game is awful, our passing game is terrible, so we're going to try head games.,"

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  17. AnonymousOctober 15, 2015 at 4:25 AM

    Free quotation marks: limit, 2 to a captioner. " " " " " " " " " "

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  18. JohnnyBOctober 15, 2015 at 7:26 AM

    Dr. Adler would like to add you to his professional network on Linkedin.

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  19. REXOctober 15, 2015 at 10:27 PM

    "He says if we don't win it's my mother's fault."

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  20. Dr SumguyOctober 15, 2015 at 11:51 PM

    "Tampa Bay has traded Doc Zimmerman to the Angry Beavers!"

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  21. NJ-to-TXOctober 16, 2015 at 5:12 AM

    "He asked how you felt seeing the kid in the shower with Sandusky."

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  22. smuckOctober 16, 2015 at 3:04 PM

    "42 hut left! 37 center! Skinny guy, keep on doing my homework! Break!"

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  23. AnonymousOctober 17, 2015 at 8:16 AM

    "Coach said he called you a nigger, so you know what to do on this play."

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  24. boneguyOctober 17, 2015 at 10:38 PM

    Our anger manager suggests that this short yardage situation might be the perfect time for a judicious release of rage.

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  25. AnonymousOctober 18, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Give it a rest, Hoffman....

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