"Hey! New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 482! No, I wasn't talking to you, New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 476. Judge not lest ye be judged is horseshit!"
"At first it looks daunting, but if you just start at the top and deal with each one in the order they stacked up pretty soon you will have everybody back on the road again . . . AL!!!!"
"Damn L.A.- I'll be late posting and even later not judging the contest again."
ReplyDelete"So solly, me Asian and no dlive good"
ReplyDeleteWe'll need a proctologist to examine this pile.
ReplyDeleteMy self driving car is having one helluva time sorting this out.
ReplyDeleteThe upside is we qualify for the HOV Lane.
ReplyDelete"Just around the corner, hon. I can see our house from here."
ReplyDelete"Time for a little traffic problem in Fort Lee!"
ReplyDeleteJust be thankful it's not Chris Christie sitting on top of this pile (welcome home Dr. Sumguy)
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ReplyDelete"I just got rear ended, pancaked, side swiped and T-boned at that rotary with the deer crossing on 128."
ReplyDelete"You reckon this is a car wreck? Check out Al's Anti Cap - now that's a car wreck."
ReplyDelete"'Adopt a Highway'? ... I'd like to cancel!"
ReplyDelete"I'm gonna be late!"
ReplyDeleteJenga!
ReplyDeleteYou so horny!
ReplyDelete"I hate parking at Logan."
ReplyDelete"Where the hell is that valet?"
ReplyDelete"Traffic lawinla baffles me."
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"Hey! New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 482! No, I wasn't talking to you, New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 476. Judge not lest ye be judged is horseshit!"
ReplyDelete"Hey, this cartoon isn't in this week's New Yorker!"
ReplyDelete"Anybody know where the Anti Cap contest went?"
ReplyDelete"At first it looks daunting, but if you just start at the top and deal with each one in the order they stacked up pretty soon you will have everybody back on the road again . . . AL!!!!"
ReplyDelete"...and the only air bag to deploy was some bitch in a Jetta."
ReplyDelete"Recalculating!"
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