Is he castle trained?
"You call that plundering?"
I see you brought your lunch. You'll learn that here in Minnesota we go out to lunch, we're not like the packers you're used to.
"I'll get you tonight, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"
"Someday, dogs will run free and we'll think, 'Then why not we?'"
Our metrics show your rate of Brains Bashed In Per Hour has gone off a cliff since your little friend arrived.
"It's a Terrier Carrier!"
"It's OK. He's a Yorkshire Terrorist!"
"I couldn't find a sitter!"
"Which HBO show is this again? With this hair, I end up as an extra in all of them."
Lose the shi-tzu and you might make PFC.
"He's a bear distraction dog!
"If you’re trying to win the Dog/Owner Look-Alike contest you need to stuff him in the bag head first.."
"Come on, Al, you can't keep using Poopsie as an excuse."
"What's this, Canine the Widowmaker?"
"Why no, it's Canine the Barbarian."Jim Cavanaugh
"Name her 'Caption Contest." That way she'll be quite easy to abandon."
"Yep. It's a doggie-dog world out there."
My ideas:"Just because he goes berserk every time the doorbell rings does not make him a 'beserker.'""Dammit, Lars! It only takes one incident to ruin a thousand years of successful branding!""Great. No ankle in Europe is safe.""Sven, I know that's all you were left with after the divorce, but jeez--show some dignity, man!""Fine. But 'Bjorn the Hell-Hound' stays on the ship. Understand?"
Is he castle trained?
ReplyDelete"You call that plundering?"
ReplyDeleteI see you brought your lunch. You'll learn that here in Minnesota we go out to lunch, we're not like the packers you're used to.
ReplyDelete"I'll get you tonight, my pretty. And your little dog, too!"
ReplyDelete"Someday, dogs will run free and we'll think, 'Then why not we?'"
ReplyDeleteOur metrics show your rate of Brains Bashed In Per Hour has gone off a cliff since your little friend arrived.
ReplyDelete"It's a Terrier Carrier!"
ReplyDelete"It's OK. He's a Yorkshire Terrorist!"
ReplyDelete"I couldn't find a sitter!"
ReplyDelete"Which HBO show is this again? With this hair, I end up as an extra in all of them."
ReplyDeleteLose the shi-tzu and you might make PFC.
ReplyDelete"He's a bear distraction dog!
ReplyDelete"If you’re trying to win the Dog/Owner Look-Alike contest you need to stuff him in the bag head first.."
ReplyDelete"Come on, Al, you can't keep using Poopsie as an excuse."
ReplyDelete"What's this, Canine the Widowmaker?"
ReplyDelete"Why no, it's Canine the Barbarian."
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"Name her 'Caption Contest." That way she'll be quite easy to abandon."
ReplyDelete"Yep. It's a doggie-dog world out there."
ReplyDeleteMy ideas:
ReplyDelete"Just because he goes berserk every time the doorbell rings does not make him a 'beserker.'"
"Dammit, Lars! It only takes one incident to ruin a thousand years of successful branding!"
"Great. No ankle in Europe is safe."
"Sven, I know that's all you were left with after the divorce, but jeez--show some dignity, man!"
"Fine. But 'Bjorn the Hell-Hound' stays on the ship. Understand?"