"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Stanley."
The calories here are obscene
"I could have sworn you were a teacher, until I saw you have no pupils. Nor a mouth, but who's counting?"
Tell me, Mrs. Anderson, what good is a giant cake if you are unable to eat?
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to eat pie."
"Please help me. I've just escaped from Betty Crocker Research Labs. Huh, I would have expected more than one person at a bachelorette party."
"In Soviet bulimia, cake comes out of you."
What flavor is it? Technically it's vanilla, but at this point it's more like vanilla and farts.
"Thank God you're straight! I won't pop out for lesbos!"
See? I can have my cake and eat you too!
(What boneguy probably meant to say was…)Why wait any longer for the world to beginYou can have your cake and eat it tooWhy wait any longer for the one you loveWhen he's standing in front of you.
Of course there's a woman in this cake. What do you think I'm standing on?
"I wouldn't be here without your mother's full support."
No, the creamy filling has to be sucked out of me.
"Arnold Stang. Who the hell did you think I was?"
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack gotta hold of his candlestick."
I guess a blow job is out of the question.
You must be the stripper!
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Stanley."
ReplyDeleteThe calories here are obscene
ReplyDelete"I could have sworn you were a teacher, until I saw you have no pupils. Nor a mouth, but who's counting?"
ReplyDeleteTell me, Mrs. Anderson, what good is a giant cake if you are unable to eat?
ReplyDelete"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to eat pie."
ReplyDelete"Please help me. I've just escaped from Betty Crocker Research Labs. Huh, I would have expected more than one person at a bachelorette party."
ReplyDelete"In Soviet bulimia, cake comes out of you."
ReplyDeleteWhat flavor is it? Technically it's vanilla, but at this point it's more like vanilla and farts.
ReplyDelete"Thank God you're straight! I won't pop out for lesbos!"
ReplyDeleteSee? I can have my cake and eat you too!
ReplyDelete(What boneguy probably meant to say was…)
ReplyDeleteWhy wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it too
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he's standing in front of you.
Of course there's a woman in this cake. What do you think I'm standing on?
ReplyDelete"I wouldn't be here without your mother's full support."
ReplyDeleteNo, the creamy filling has to be sucked out of me.
ReplyDelete"Arnold Stang. Who the hell did you think I was?"
ReplyDelete"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack gotta hold of his candlestick."
ReplyDeleteI guess a blow job is out of the question.
ReplyDeleteYou must be the stripper!
ReplyDelete