Monday, June 22, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 480



22 comments:

  1. "See? This is the type of scenario the balloon control folks never talk about. "

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  2. My bet's on Levon and his giant sperm.

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  3. "He's gonna be damn hard to bury."

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  4. "OK ... On 3 ... EJACKULATE!"

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  5. "Look at the way they get ready to pounce the second he puts up a trial balloon. He hasn't even said he is going to run."

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  6. "You wanna die a slow death like the Anti-Cap Contest, or should we just put you out of your misery?"

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  7. "No, McGuffin, the viewers won't see you die. They'll hear the gunshot, then the camera will track the balloon as it floats away."

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  8. “I predict that in a hundred years, O’Neal’s great-great-grandson will open a trendy restaurant near
    a place called Lincoln Center in New York City. And, he’ll call it ‘O’Neal’s Baloon.’ Not ‘Balloon,’ but spelled like ‘saloon,’ y’know with one “l”.’ And, now we all know where he'll get that idea.”

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  9. "Here's how it's gonna go down: Clem let's go of the balloon, Chet shoots the balloon. Clem shoots Chet. You just watch."

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  10. "Just like Ole Lefty to bring a balloon to a gunfight."

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  11. "Wyatt must maintain a steady stream of bullets into Jeb’s mouth until the balloon pops."

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  12. [Predictions: The "balloon control" caption wins the real contest. And al in la never chooses a winner here.]

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  13. Jake should know, never bring a gun to a balloon fight.

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  14. "I know he's gay, but he bleaches his Angus and that's all that matters."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  15. "Ole Jake's moniker is 'Greased Lightning' ... Something to do with anal sex!"

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  16. This jackass is fallin' fer the oldest trick in the Tal-ee-ban play book, I reckon.

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  17. I love the part when his inner child is blown out from the hole in his back!

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  18. "It's okay. Them judges in Washington say you two can get hitched!!

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  19. "This is going to go over like a lead balloon!"

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  20. "I gotta say that's an odd affectation for an undertaker."

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  21. "If he could only get him to think of his childhood before he start shooting."
    "So, you are saying that no child is born bad?

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  22. "I thought I done told you to "get the helium outa Dodge".

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