"Murder the boss, hide her in the company garden, and no one will suspect anything."
He got transferred to Denver and thought he'd get a head start.
I suspect he's a plant.
Johnson manages the firm's seed money.
"I don’t know what Al is doing, but the little markers say: ‘Boneguy, Johnny B, Jim Cavanaugh, Kathy H, NJ-to-TX . . ."
Dahmer's cubicle has always been weird.
"...and that's Kevin, penetrating his first dirt box."
"It's' a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it."Jim Cavanaugh
"Not what I expected when I approved the 'cube farm'"
"He's our new loam officer"
Oh, by the way, use the buckets in the mens room. Jim is composting.
It's been a rough quarter.
"And that there is Hoffman, who keeps removing himself from his post."
"Contest 473, 472, 471, 470, 469, 468 and still burying."
"Say it ain't sow!"
"Bob needs a hoe."
"Who are you to judge?"
"The plants are stupid enough, but he's even graphing the number now."
Maybe he'll sprout some balls
Corporate promised him a rose garden.
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
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"Murder the boss, hide her in the company garden, and no one will suspect anything."
He got transferred to Denver and thought he'd get a head start.
I suspect he's a plant.
Johnson manages the firm's seed money.
"I don’t know what Al is doing, but the little markers say: ‘Boneguy, Johnny B, Jim Cavanaugh, Kathy H, NJ-to-TX . . ."
Dahmer's cubicle has always been weird.
"...and that's Kevin, penetrating his first dirt box."
"It's' a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it."
Jim Cavanaugh
"Not what I expected when I approved the 'cube farm'"
"He's our new loam officer"
Oh, by the way, use the buckets in the mens room. Jim is composting.
It's been a rough quarter.
"And that there is Hoffman, who keeps removing himself from his post."
"Contest 473, 472, 471, 470, 469, 468 and still burying."
"Say it ain't sow!"
"Bob needs a hoe."
"Who are you to judge?"
"The plants are stupid enough, but he's even graphing the number now."
Maybe he'll sprout some balls
Corporate promised him a rose garden.
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
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