Monday, April 6, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #470


at

28 comments:

  1. Miley'S DadApril 6, 2015 at 12:26 PM

    "It's guerilla marketing for the Cyrus girl. Just ignore it."

    ReplyDelete
  2. boneguyApril 6, 2015 at 3:03 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  3. boneguyApril 6, 2015 at 3:06 PM

    It's Muriel Brodsky. We're beginning to regret that we stopped your kids from playing baseball.

     

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousApril 6, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    "It could be considered an act of God if He had any balls."

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousApril 6, 2015 at 6:42 PM

    "Don't come over just now. The place is a wreck."

    Jim Cavanaugh

    ReplyDelete
  6. Dr SumguyApril 6, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    "Yuriy Sedykh? ... We have your Hammerthrow!"

    ReplyDelete
  7. DexApril 7, 2015 at 7:05 AM

    Harold kept mumbling something about a big gaping hole.

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousApril 7, 2015 at 8:27 AM

    Long story short, we locked ourselves out but we're home now.

    ReplyDelete
  9. boneguyApril 7, 2015 at 11:58 AM

    No we are not aware of any ongoing promotions for this week's major studio release of "Descent of the Testicle".

    ReplyDelete
  10. NJ-to-TXApril 7, 2015 at 2:05 PM

    "No, I said it came in like a wiccan ball."

    ReplyDelete
  11. AnonymousApril 8, 2015 at 11:22 AM

    Hey Fuckwad, I'm on a "Do Not Ball" List.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Kathy HApril 8, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    "Now, look here, Mr. George Booth! We've got your dog and we ain't giving him up!!"

    ReplyDelete
  13. gfwriteApril 9, 2015 at 11:40 AM

    Yeah. Thanks. That's better. I can hear you now.

    ReplyDelete
  14. NJ-to-TXApril 11, 2015 at 5:10 AM

    "Nah, this one sucks. A bunch of lame attempts at captions.... Wait for those? Right, as if the ones they pick for the so-called real contest aren't completely lame...."

    ReplyDelete
  15. Dr SumguyApril 11, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    "Yes I know it can reduce emissions ... But Ronald's last orgasm was in 1964!"

    ReplyDelete
  16. Dr SumguyApril 11, 2015 at 12:02 PM

    "I think it's a notice to vacate!"

    ReplyDelete
  17. AnonymousApril 11, 2015 at 3:09 PM

    "You can take your eminent domain and shove it up your.....wait, someone's knocking."

    ReplyDelete
  18. AnonymousApril 11, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Hi al. The anti-captioneers are getting restless again.

    ReplyDelete
  19. AnonymousApril 11, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Hi al. The anti-captioneers are getting restless again.

    ReplyDelete
  20. AnonymousApril 11, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    "Judging from the amount of entries I'd say they are getting listless dear."

    ReplyDelete
  21. Jill MinipusApril 12, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    "Thanks, Evrolet Girl, but your Ben Wa Ball is of no use to me."

    ReplyDelete
  22. GrandmaApril 13, 2015 at 11:40 AM

    "Gotta run! Barkminster Fuller is doing scooties again."

    ReplyDelete
  23. Steve_OApril 14, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    "George finally got that bay window he wanted."

    ReplyDelete
  24. NJ-to-TXApril 18, 2015 at 6:34 AM

    "Just to be clear, you are saying 'Homeowner's insurance'"
    "Yeah, Homo's insurance."
    "Homeowner's insurance"
    "Homo's insurance"
    "Homeowner's insurance"
    "Homo's insurance"
    "Homeowners"
    "Homo's"
    "Homeowners"
    "Homo's"
    "I think we're on the same page."
    "We're totally on the same page."

    ReplyDelete
  25. AnonymousApril 19, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    "This crappy two-bit contest has appeared to have jumped the sharks."

    ReplyDelete
  26. LugarApril 20, 2015 at 4:22 AM

    "No, it missed him. A few meters to your left."

    ReplyDelete
  27. NJ-to-TXApril 20, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    "Hey, Anony, I liked your anti-Cementic cap, if that was yours and not some other anonymous poster's."

    ReplyDelete
  28. JohnnyBApril 21, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    I heard you were juggling chainsaws

    ReplyDelete