Tuesday, May 6, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #427


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    26 comments:

    1. Don DonMay 6, 2014 at 12:32 AM

      "Who knew conjoined twins can't become zombies?"

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    2. gfwriteMay 6, 2014 at 1:10 AM

      Let me tell you one more thing I know about the Zombie...

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    3. AnonymousMay 6, 2014 at 4:13 AM

      "Excuse me, Wanda, but I have a first amendment right to serve cookies."

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    4. pg13May 6, 2014 at 5:22 AM

      "Grab the chainsaw, sweetie. I think the souffle is done."

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    5. UnknownMay 6, 2014 at 6:05 AM

      I'm sorry, I thought the marijuana brownies would destroy their brains. I didn't have time to research it http://healthpsych.psy.vanderbilt.edu/2009/MarijuanaBrain.htm

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    6. boneguyMay 6, 2014 at 6:18 AM

      Catering a Tea Party event has its challenges.

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    7. boneguyMay 6, 2014 at 6:23 AM

      Looks like Capri pants are back in.

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    8. reid savidMay 6, 2014 at 9:30 AM

      "He wants to know if the cookies are glutenfree."

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    9. Dr SumguyMay 6, 2014 at 12:56 PM

      "Save some for Joaquin Dead!"

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    10. Dr SumguyMay 6, 2014 at 1:02 PM

      "No feet, No service!"

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    11. AnonymousMay 7, 2014 at 4:27 AM

      "These deadbeats voted in Obama and now I have to feed them."

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    12. NJ-to-TXMay 7, 2014 at 5:55 AM

      "Heston! Get those cold, dead hands over here and grab a burger!"

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    13. reid savidMay 7, 2014 at 8:03 AM

      "I think we should see other people."

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    14. reid savidMay 7, 2014 at 8:04 AM

      "You need to do more squats and deadlifts."

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    15. Dr SumguyMay 7, 2014 at 8:15 AM

      "The chef recommends ... The 'fino aperitif', followed by the 'eaux de vie'!"

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    16. boneguyMay 7, 2014 at 3:06 PM

      Before today, I was fuzzy on the difference between being baked and being wasted.

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    17. pg13May 10, 2014 at 7:04 AM

      "Get the flamethrower and let's make brownies!"

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    18. Dr SumguyMay 10, 2014 at 10:41 PM

      "Come and get it ... Leggs ... Over easy!"

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    19. NJ-to-TXMay 11, 2014 at 5:41 AM

      "That you, Al? Have we gotten rid of enough interest in these contests?"

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    20. Dr SumguyMay 11, 2014 at 8:48 AM

      "Tastes like Jimmy Hoffa!"

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    21. AnonymousMay 13, 2014 at 6:02 PM

      "there's love and there is a cry for love."

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    22. AnonymousMay 17, 2014 at 10:27 PM

      "What's the Mexican word for "Manicure"?

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    23. AnonymousMay 17, 2014 at 10:29 PM

      "What is "Mr. hand's" screaming? Don't blow their heads off or feed them cookies?"

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    24. NJ-to-TXMay 19, 2014 at 9:56 AM

      "Don't grab any more tits - we're just going to have body parts to clean up."

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    25. NJ-to-TXMay 22, 2014 at 4:45 AM

      "He's coming to get you, Barbara."

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    26. AnonymousJune 12, 2014 at 10:13 PM

      "you either start shooting or I am going to have to get in the kitchen and start baking some more cookies."

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