Thursday, May 1, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #426


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    31 comments:

    1. NJ-to-TXMay 1, 2014 at 3:52 AM

      "You're not Pete Townshend, and that wasn't kiddie porn research you were doing."

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    2. AnonymousMay 1, 2014 at 3:59 AM

      "It's sex to one, half dozing to another."

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    3. UnknownMay 1, 2014 at 4:52 AM

      That may be an advantage to a torn rotator cuff, but it doesn't make your playing any better.

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    4. Dr SumguyMay 1, 2014 at 6:52 AM

      "'RapidFire' ... Just like our sex life!"

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    5. Dr SumguyMay 1, 2014 at 6:57 AM

      "Do you know 'You're Firing Blanks'? ... No! ... But if you hum a few bars, I'll ......

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    6. boneguyMay 1, 2014 at 6:58 AM

      I feel even more sorry for Keith Moon's kids.

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    7. reid savidMay 1, 2014 at 8:13 AM

      "You need an amp."

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    8. AnonymousMay 1, 2014 at 12:52 PM

      "As long as you stay out there we're both unplugged."

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    9. UnknownMay 1, 2014 at 2:26 PM

      You don't have to do the Reading Rainbow theme before every bedtime story, Dad.

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    10. UnknownMay 1, 2014 at 2:31 PM

      There's no guitar solo like that in "Lay Lady Lay", which is a fucking inappropriate song to be playing right now, Dad.

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    11. BoofMay 1, 2014 at 6:47 PM

      "I get it - the 60's were cool dad, now just smash the sucker and get the fuck out of my room."

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    12. boneguyMay 1, 2014 at 9:21 PM

      I see you're loving your new shoulder prosthesis , Dad.

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    13. AnonymousMay 2, 2014 at 4:21 AM

      "Sing a song to light my fire
      Remember Jim that way
      They've all found another place
      A place where you should play..."

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    14. Dr SumguyMay 2, 2014 at 9:18 AM

      "Stop me, If you've heard this one!"

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    15. smuckMay 2, 2014 at 1:23 PM

      "Well, Obama did promise flange."

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    16. AnonymousMay 3, 2014 at 6:09 AM

      "Really great, Dad. Now try doing it without farting."

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    17. Dr SumguyMay 3, 2014 at 8:26 AM

      "Do you know ... 'I Can't Wait For The Break'(ing bad)!"

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    18. Dr SumguyMay 3, 2014 at 8:53 AM

      Penny thinking ... (banjeered in a galaxy, far, far, away)

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    19. boneguyMay 3, 2014 at 9:39 AM

      Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpits obsolete, Dad.

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    20. boneguyMay 3, 2014 at 9:39 AM

      Stick antiperspirant made having to dry your armpits obsolete, Dad.

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    21. julianzMay 3, 2014 at 10:51 PM

      Maybe it wouldn't look so lame if you actually put some strings on the damn thing?

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    22. UnknownMay 4, 2014 at 4:27 PM

      Please go back to playing the air guitar.

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    23. AnonymousMay 4, 2014 at 4:50 PM

      "Are you combining Vicodin with Viagra again?"

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    24. pg13May 5, 2014 at 10:41 AM

      "I think you broke your g-string again, dad."

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    25. AnonymousMay 5, 2014 at 12:01 PM

      "More cowbell."

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    26. AnonymousMay 6, 2014 at 12:33 AM

      "That was not the kind of talent I was thinking of".

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    27. AnonymousMay 6, 2014 at 12:36 AM

      "Guitar solos are great but once again you’re premature."

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    28. Don DonMay 6, 2014 at 12:39 AM

      "Can't I just have a climax and say, "Thank you, you were wonderful". Or do you really have to own me; my heart and soul?"

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    29. AnonymousMay 6, 2014 at 12:41 AM

      "You farted, admit it?"

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    30. AnonymousMay 11, 2014 at 4:57 PM

      Why didn't you have six arms when I asked you to help me with the groceries?

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    31. AnonymousMay 13, 2014 at 7:12 PM

      "You are misplacing all that energy."

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