Wednesday, April 9, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #423


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    46 comments:

    1. boneguyApril 10, 2014 at 3:40 AM

      It's going outside to settle things with the hot tub once and for all.

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    2. NJ-to-TXApril 10, 2014 at 4:54 AM

      "No, I did not toss the Madonna on the lawn when I took the bathtub."

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    3. UnknownApril 10, 2014 at 6:46 AM

      Yes, Madge, I know I'm soaking in it. Can I please go home now?

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    4. Dr SumguyApril 10, 2014 at 7:32 AM

      "Ezra ... Really! ... Not another Nocturnal Emission!"

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    5. Dr SumguyApril 10, 2014 at 7:41 AM

      "Another big loss on the stock market, Bob?"

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    6. Dr SumguyApril 10, 2014 at 7:57 AM

      AMBER ALERT!!! ... Little Timmy and the bath water are missing!!!"

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    7. al in laApril 10, 2014 at 9:52 AM

      "The showers here are obscene."

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    8. ShellyApril 10, 2014 at 12:18 PM

      "Move over, mom, I told you we were going on a tub crawl."

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    9. boneguyApril 10, 2014 at 2:01 PM

      He wants to attend the Plummer family reunion.

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    10. AnonymousApril 10, 2014 at 3:35 PM

      "Christ! I'm walking in water."

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    11. AnonymousApril 10, 2014 at 4:43 PM

      "You should have your tubs tied."

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    12. reid savidApril 10, 2014 at 8:59 PM

      "The toilet was clogged."

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    13. gfwriteApril 11, 2014 at 1:59 AM

      It gives me the rubber ducky or it gets the hose again.

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    14. gfwriteApril 11, 2014 at 2:02 AM

      Phil Robertson! Are you sitting on the rubber ducky again?

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    15. gfwriteApril 11, 2014 at 2:05 AM

      Hands where I can see them or you lose your porn privileges.

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    16. UnknownApril 11, 2014 at 4:46 AM

      I’s out there paintin’ on the old woodshed
      When a can a black paint it fell on my head
      I went down to scrub and rub
      But I had to sit in back of the tub
      (Cost a quarter
      And I had to get out quick . . .
      Someone wanted to come in and take a sauna)

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    17. Dr SumguyApril 11, 2014 at 7:33 AM

      "Please don't tell me the contents of the tub came from Walter White!"

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    18. Steve_OApril 11, 2014 at 8:10 AM

      "I would hop out if my body wasn't severed just below the nipple line."

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    19. DR SumguyApril 11, 2014 at 10:23 AM

      "Little Orphan Annie suprise's Daddy Warbuck's, in the middle of his Mikvey!"

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    20. UnknownApril 12, 2014 at 5:27 AM

      You work in the morning? I don't. So I'll just sleep here. But FYI, I have some good Norwegian wood going on under the water here.

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    21. UnknownApril 12, 2014 at 5:27 AM

      You work in the morning? I don't. So I'll just sleep here. But FYI, I have some good Norwegian wood going on under the water here.

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    22. UnknownApril 12, 2014 at 7:40 AM

      Honey, have you seen my blow dryer?

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    23. UnknownApril 12, 2014 at 7:45 AM

      I never should have let you get that foot in my door.

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    24. UnknownApril 12, 2014 at 7:47 AM

      It wants to tip toe through your two lips.

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    25. Dr SumguyApril 12, 2014 at 9:42 AM

      "Outside Harold! ... Bath Tub Farts, are now regulated by the Geneva Protocol!"

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    26. Dr SumguyApril 12, 2014 at 9:53 AM

      "YOU LET ANOTHER ONE GO! ... Oh ... (Poisonous Gasp)!"

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    27. boneguyApril 12, 2014 at 3:05 PM

      How the hell else do you expect me to take my pet fish for a walk?

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    28. AnonymousApril 12, 2014 at 4:46 PM

      "That's what you get when Gahan Wilson draws you a bath."

      Jim Cavanaugh

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    29. DexApril 12, 2014 at 6:52 PM

      "I hear pings"

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    30. DexApril 12, 2014 at 6:54 PM

      "Bed, bath, ... I'm trying for Beyond"

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    31. AnonymousApril 13, 2014 at 6:36 AM

      "You're right, Chief. Never get outta the tub. I gotta remember...never get outta the tub."

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    32. reid savidApril 13, 2014 at 8:35 AM

      Tub Boy changed his profile picture.

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    33. AnonymousApril 13, 2014 at 8:55 AM

      "Why is the tub water so opaque ...?"

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    34. AnonymousApril 13, 2014 at 9:00 AM

      "The lower half of me is in another Hot tub in another dimension."

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    35. AnonymousApril 13, 2014 at 9:09 AM

      "It's not what you think; I was scrubbing not "waxing"."

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    36. pg13April 13, 2014 at 10:16 AM

      "It's easier than changing my Depends."

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    37. UnknownApril 14, 2014 at 6:38 PM

      Dear we need to cut back on the amount of bath salts we are putting in this tub.

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    38. UnknownApril 14, 2014 at 7:00 PM

      Let's race dear. You get in the toilet.

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    39. Greenie Stik-M-CapsApril 15, 2014 at 8:03 PM

      "I've never seen a tub clog like this."

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    40. UnknownApril 17, 2014 at 3:35 PM

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    41. UnknownApril 17, 2014 at 3:36 PM

      A constant reminder, that while married to Marge, Herb will always be in hot water.

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    42. AnonymousApril 21, 2014 at 12:21 PM

      "It's what I do."

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    43. AnonymousApril 21, 2014 at 12:39 PM

      "Mom, I am not gay, or at least I do not want to be gay, but I may be wanting to get in a long term relationship with my hand."

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    44. smuckApril 22, 2014 at 9:54 AM

      Harried Tubman would later become famous for his work freeing slaves on the underground railroad.

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    45. Don DonApril 26, 2014 at 1:47 PM

      "I did not break into your home to steal anything, I broke into your home to try and feel human again."

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    46. AnonymousMay 28, 2014 at 9:59 AM

      "Where are my arms? Where are your hands?!"

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