Sunday, March 2, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #418


























WINNERS

FIRST PLACE

Satireguy said... "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat." - I hope you got this one into the actual contest!--NJ-to-TX (JUDGE'S COMMENT: NJ-to-TX could have clicked on over to the real contest and entered this cap – but that's not the way Anti-Cappers roll. Too much effort. This wins strictly based on the peer support which is far more impressive than the cartoon or, for that matter, the caption. )

SECOND PLACE
"Scoot over, you're sitting on its butthole."--reid savid (JUDGE'S COMMENT: When you think about it, he's also sitting on his own “butthole” – so there is a philosophical element here. )

THIRD PLACE
"An orange penis! ... Really! ... Gimme those 'Cheetos'!"--Dr Sumguy (JUDGE'S COMMENT: This cartoon sucks and Cheetos do turn your hands orange, so... This would have won but it has nothing to do with the image. But it's funny, which is all we really care about—right? Well played Doc! Frankly.)

HONORABLE MENTIONS
"I don't even scroll back to Older Posts anymore. They're just a bunch of incongruous drawings like this one with nothing to say."--NJ-to-TX (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Noted. This is cynical, bitter kind of bitchy, so... Also, when you win, venting is allowed.)

"If you don't get off the couch and start judging them again it's going to bite you in the ass."

Jim Cavanaugh (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Jim foolishly believes that sitting on my ass and judging the contest are somehow mutually exclusive.)
























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    21 comments:

    1. Dr SumguyMarch 3, 2014 at 7:46 AM

      "There it is again! ... A Borborygmus! ... Really Ted!"

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    2. NJ-to-TXMarch 3, 2014 at 9:59 AM

      "And why is it any worse than that ugly cuckoo clock than nearly dwarfs the TV?"

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    3. LRMarch 3, 2014 at 12:05 PM

      "Dick, is this what all the 'loveseats' in the Cheney house look like?"

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    4. boneguyMarch 3, 2014 at 12:13 PM

      This couch is not just ok, it's Sofa King great.

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    5. AustinMarch 3, 2014 at 3:05 PM

      Have you seen the cat?

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    6. AustinMarch 3, 2014 at 3:06 PM

      I just wish you'd stop shitting in front of the tv.

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    7. boneguyMarch 3, 2014 at 7:42 PM

      I disagree. Ebay definitely has its downside.

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    8. Don DonMarch 3, 2014 at 11:22 PM

      "I guess you could call it a "Sleeper sofa" but it is more than that... Much more."

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    9. AnonymousMarch 4, 2014 at 4:15 AM

      "What time is it?"

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    10. NJ-to-TXMarch 4, 2014 at 4:45 AM

      "I don't even scroll back to Older Posts anymore. They're just a bunch of incongruous drawings like this one with nothing to say."

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    11. Dr SumguyMarch 4, 2014 at 7:59 AM

      "An orange penis! ... Really! ... Gimme those 'Cheetos'!"

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    12. AnonymousMarch 5, 2014 at 4:14 AM

      "Each week's crisis evolves between 8:00 and 8:20 and gets solved between 8:50 and 8:55 only to be replaced by another crisis at 8:57 that continues into next week. So we could be fucking between 8:20 and 8:50 and not miss anything important. Just saying..."

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    13. GrandmaMarch 5, 2014 at 3:49 PM

      "You know, it wasn't even sexual, but the last words you spoke made my puss tingle."

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    14. reid savidMarch 7, 2014 at 7:48 AM

      "Scoot over, you're sitting on its butthole."

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    15. NJ-to-TXMarch 9, 2014 at 10:33 AM

      "How did you get all those lacerations on your thing?"

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    16. SatireguyMarch 9, 2014 at 11:59 AM

      "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat."

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    17. SatireguyMarch 9, 2014 at 12:05 PM

      "I think the sofa needs to go out."

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    18. Dr SumguyMarch 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM

      "Funny? ... The manufacture's label says ... 'YaYaBaby'!"

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    19. pg13March 10, 2014 at 4:11 PM

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    20. NJ-to-TXMarch 11, 2014 at 6:51 AM

      Satireguy said... "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat." - I hope you got this one into the actual contest!

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    21. AnonymousMarch 11, 2014 at 9:06 PM

      "Wow! That's some big needle!" Oh wait...he hasn't updated the contest cartoon yet.

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