WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE (Tie)
"Giant
Pufferfish shuts down the GW bridge!"--Dr Sumguy
FIRST
PLACE (Tie)
"Time
for a little traffic problem in Fort Lee!"--Dr Sumguy
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Two caps referencing a recent news event that was
simultaneously amusing and infuriating. It seems the governor of New
Jersey took a page from the Tony Soprano playbook. To exact some
payback from an under-boss who won't play ball, traffic was snarled
in North Jersey and thousands where inconvenienced. Those of us who
long ago concluded that Chris Christie is equal measures arrogant
thug and loathsome douche bag, where not surprised by “Bridge-Gate.”
Sure it was nice to see Crispy Cream humiliated, but we're left to
wonder how much shit that screws up our lives is calculated by
corrupt assholes with power. We can only wonder.)
SECOND
PLACE
"What
did you expect Christie to look like after the surgery?"--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Maybe this is just piling on. But Christie thought
if he lost a few pounds he could ease himself into the White House.
Fat chance. )
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
"Don't
worry. He's just passing through on his way to
Octopi Wall
Street."--Tim
H (JUDGE'S COMMENT:
Clever but dated. The OWS movement was old news even back when this
was posted. Still, this ranks among the top caps ever entered by Tim
H [Talk about damning with faint praise.])
Murder
Ink.--Anonymouse (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Clever, but
lazy. An Octopus discharges an ink-like substance as a defense
measure. Murder, Inc. [or Murder Incorporated] is what they called
Mafia enforcers in the '30s '40s. It a good pun but it just sits
there looking at you. )
It's
Evrolet Girl's clitoris!--Levon
Delight (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Kind of tacky, but it gets props because it recalls an
Anti-Cap classic.)
That
trucker is deader than this contest!--boneguy
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: For all the wit and cunning displayed by boneguy through
many Anti-Caps, he can sure get cranky.)
Like
al says, "The thing is probably hungry. Who am I to
judge?"--boneguy
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Here's what al says: Whether in the wild or in the civilized
world, an act of violence often has no ancillary benefit for the
perpetrator.)
"Look up in the sky. It's a truck!"
ReplyDeleteIt looks like "stop and frisk" is back.
ReplyDeleteLike al says, "The thing is probably hungry. Who am I to judge?"
ReplyDelete"What did you expect Christie to look like after the surgery?"
ReplyDelete"Giant Pufferfish shuts down the GW bridge!"
ReplyDelete"Time for a little traffic problem in Fort Lee!"
ReplyDelete"Looks like Ricky Gervais's testicles are getting out of hand!"
ReplyDelete"Don't worry. He's just passing through on his way to Octopi Wall Street."
ReplyDelete"I'm just sayin. Whatever the opposite of EZ-Pass is, this is it."
ReplyDeleteMurder Ink.
ReplyDelete[Thinking..."If you see something, say something."]
ReplyDelete"SOMETHING!!!"
"This...is...so...COOL!"
ReplyDeleteOh great. Tako will be on every sushi menu for the next six months.
ReplyDelete"Looks like we'll be backed up here all night- might as well pitch a tent-acle."
ReplyDelete"Looks like the Port Authority has been taken over by a large Multinational Organisation!"
ReplyDeleteCarnegie Hall? Go across, take the FDR to 57th, up to 7th.
ReplyDeleteIt's Evrolet Girl's clitoris!
ReplyDelete"...and the worst part: He's non-union!"
ReplyDelete"That's it, I'm asking for my $13 back."
ReplyDelete"Wait until he finds out that Craft Services is stuck in traffic!"
ReplyDelete"Like Cindy Adams says, 'Only in New York, kids. Only in New York.'"
ReplyDelete"That's why they call it a toll bridge!"
ReplyDelete"Looks like an Octomom backlash against her newest 'Welfare Fraud Charge'!"
ReplyDelete"What does Octomom and the Holland Tunnel have in common ... They're both underwater!"
ReplyDelete"There's a sucker born every minute!"
ReplyDeleteThat trucker is deader than this contest!
ReplyDelete"It's not a touchdown unless two tires are in!"
ReplyDelete"Everybody waned them! Fist it was "Killer Bee's". Now this, but oh no, we gotta have a cure for cancer and a cure for old age."
ReplyDelete"It's a Shima all right". (Short for FUK-U-Shima; where we get it real good and there is not a thing to be done about it.)
ReplyDelete