Friday, January 3, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #410


25 comments:

  1. "So you had to pick the 'Dow Jones Tree'!"

    ReplyDelete
  2. You'll just have to wait for the Centurions to get Jesus down.

    ReplyDelete
  3. "Crisp, with an oaky finish, and remarkably well-balanced."

    ReplyDelete
  4. "Just remember my brother, you asked them to give us Bar-rabbit." (Thanks, boneguy)

    "I told you texture would go to hell when they banned trans fats."

    ReplyDelete
  5. "Christ, what a gnashed pole."

    Jim Cavanaugh

    ReplyDelete
  6. I'm still mad at Kurt Vonnegut for cheapening the beaver.

    ReplyDelete
  7. "I've had enough! ... This beaver is splitting!"

    ReplyDelete
  8. What's the point? It's not like anyone is judging our work.

    ReplyDelete
  9. "I wonder what Wally and Eddie Haskell are doing."

    ReplyDelete
  10. "Leave it! ... This beaver is getting a hard-on!"

    ReplyDelete
  11. "I'm finished working for the man."

    ReplyDelete
  12. "Fine. Have your forest and eat it too."

    ReplyDelete
  13. "The rest should be a pushover."

    ReplyDelete
  14. "That's some serious wood, Harry. If it doesn't come down in 4 hours, you should seek medical assistance."

    ReplyDelete
  15. "I guess now we know how much wood you can chuck."

    ReplyDelete
  16. Dam it Newton, that's the fourth one. The cartoonist doesn't grasp the gravity of our situation.

    ReplyDelete
  17. "The EPA works in mysterious ways."

    ReplyDelete
  18. "Beaver? I barely gnaw her!"

    ReplyDelete
  19. "You are dead Beaver (The tree is about to crush you) but you are stuck in the last instant of your forever."

    ReplyDelete
  20. 'You should open for David Copperfield in Vegas."

    ReplyDelete
  21. "You thought the players are the only part of the game on roids?"

    ReplyDelete