"I concur with Lois Lane ... You're 'In the Pink'!"
As a 'Man of Steel' ... Tell me about your 'Cruise Missile Ejackulations'!"
"Yep. It's Kryptonite."
"Maybe Evrolet Girl is a bit too much for you."
Sorry, but Aquaman still has a greater lung capacity than you.
New glasses?
Perhaps you know my son, Zimmerman.http://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman.html
"Faster than a building? Able to leap tall bullets in a single bound? Hmmm....Alzheimers."
You'll have to check your own prostate. My partner broke his finger trying to last year.
Everything looks super, man.
"I'd say it's tachycardia, but maybe your heart always beats super-fast."
Take my advice. Stick with DC. Marvel makes everyone get Obamacare.
"So. Tell me what you think about the newspaper industry going into the toidy?"
"So. How often do you get back to Kansas?"
"My opinion? Why, you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
"Since I'm a doctor, I'll take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well. But I'd say you're turning Japanese."
"The news isn't good. It's rust."
"Let me give you my home number in case you ever get another four hour erection.'
"This is as far as I go Superman. Yesterday the Caped Crusader and his young ward both demanded prolonged rectal examinations."
"No heartbeat! ... Have you ever been in San Francisco?"
"So, in your professional opinion, what do you think I should tip my super?"
"Wow! Those Under Armour super-hero t-shirts are even gayer in person."
"There'll be no turning your head and coughing today, Supe. You dislocated my jaw last time."
"The good news is we've found a cure for your super-AIDS. The bad news is it's Kryptonite."
"When I give you your prostate exam, PLEASE don't clench."
"So, if you were to fly around the earth really fast and reverse time, al would be caught up on the judging, right?"Jim Cavanaugh
"So you're telling me this was supposed to be an "A" but Cavsnsugh made it?"
"Goggle Glasses AND X-Ray vision! ... So your the source ... 'Dr Assman wears edible pantyhose'!"
"Your heartbeat is a little irregular. Cut down on the up, up and aways and take the bus OK?"
"Well, you still look like Superman, Mr. Reeve. Just stay off the horses."
"Feel like my soul has turned into steel. I've still got the scars that the sun didn't heal."
"Your size 'S' shirt is too tight!"
"Forget the bus. Flying is still the safest way to travel!"
Okay, okay, you can listen to your heart and lungs with your super hearing. And you can x-ray your own chest with your eyes. But I insist on doing the rectal exam myself, big fella.
"Mr. Kent, I want you to have a psychiatric assessment."
Ok wise guy. I've had enough of you IUD salesman sneaking in here trying to push the Lippes loop.
"This time, try not to cry when you get the shot."
"Lois tells me, you have pain in the 'Ball of Your Smack!"
You have a heart murmur ... and its saying "Paul is dead. Paul is dead".
"Yes, I know your heart is on the left; I was just testing you."
Treating uninsured, undocumented aliens like you cost taxpayers billions.
"'Bout time one of us got to probe an alien."Jim Cavanaugh
I'll have you eating coal and shitting diamonds within the week. My cut is 25%.
They say your heart is in the right place, but it's over here.
This tests my confidentiality oath big time.
"There's water everywhere."
"I could sugarcoat the bad news but then you'd see right through me."
"Yes, Neutron beams will cause cancer. Why do you ask?"
"I'm amazed that it has taken you over a month to realize that I have Super Glue® on my stethoscope."
"I concur with Lois Lane ... You're 'In the Pink'!"
ReplyDeleteAs a 'Man of Steel' ... Tell me about your 'Cruise Missile Ejackulations'!"
ReplyDelete"Yep. It's Kryptonite."
ReplyDelete"Maybe Evrolet Girl is a bit too much for you."
ReplyDeleteSorry, but Aquaman still has a greater lung capacity than you.
ReplyDeleteNew glasses?
ReplyDeletePerhaps you know my son, Zimmerman.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman.html
"Faster than a building? Able to leap tall bullets in a single bound? Hmmm....Alzheimers."
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to check your own prostate. My partner broke his finger trying to last year.
ReplyDeleteEverything looks super, man.
ReplyDelete"I'd say it's tachycardia, but maybe your heart always beats super-fast."
ReplyDeleteTake my advice. Stick with DC. Marvel makes everyone get Obamacare.
ReplyDelete"So. Tell me what you think about the newspaper industry going into the toidy?"
ReplyDelete"So. How often do you get back to Kansas?"
ReplyDelete"My opinion? Why, you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
ReplyDelete"Since I'm a doctor, I'll take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well. But I'd say you're turning Japanese."
ReplyDelete"The news isn't good. It's rust."
ReplyDelete"Let me give you my home number in case you ever get another four hour erection.'
ReplyDelete"This is as far as I go Superman. Yesterday the Caped Crusader and his young ward both demanded prolonged rectal examinations."
ReplyDelete"No heartbeat! ... Have you ever been in San Francisco?"
ReplyDelete"So, in your professional opinion, what do you think I should tip my super?"
ReplyDelete"Wow! Those Under Armour super-hero t-shirts are even gayer in person."
ReplyDelete"There'll be no turning your head and coughing today, Supe. You dislocated my jaw last time."
ReplyDelete"The good news is we've found a cure for your super-AIDS. The bad news is it's Kryptonite."
ReplyDelete"When I give you your prostate exam, PLEASE don't clench."
ReplyDelete"So, if you were to fly around the earth really fast and reverse time, al would be caught up on the judging, right?"
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"So you're telling me this was supposed to be an "A" but Cavsnsugh made it?"
ReplyDelete"Goggle Glasses AND X-Ray vision! ... So your the source ... 'Dr Assman wears edible pantyhose'!"
ReplyDelete"Your heartbeat is a little irregular. Cut down on the up, up and aways and take the bus OK?"
ReplyDelete"Well, you still look like Superman, Mr. Reeve. Just stay off the horses."
ReplyDelete"Feel like my soul has turned into steel. I've still got the scars that the sun didn't heal."
ReplyDelete"Your size 'S' shirt is too tight!"
ReplyDelete"Forget the bus. Flying is still the safest way to travel!"
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay, you can listen to your heart and lungs with your super hearing. And you can x-ray your own chest with your eyes. But I insist on doing the rectal exam myself, big fella.
ReplyDelete"Mr. Kent, I want you to have a psychiatric assessment."
ReplyDeleteOk wise guy. I've had enough of you IUD salesman sneaking in here trying to push the Lippes loop.
ReplyDelete"This time, try not to cry when you get the shot."
ReplyDelete"Lois tells me, you have pain in the 'Ball of Your Smack!"
ReplyDeleteYou have a heart murmur ... and its saying "Paul is dead. Paul is dead".
ReplyDelete"Yes, I know your heart is on the left; I was just testing you."
ReplyDeleteTreating uninsured, undocumented aliens like you cost taxpayers billions.
ReplyDelete"'Bout time one of us got to probe an alien."
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
I'll have you eating coal and shitting diamonds within the week. My cut is 25%.
ReplyDeleteThey say your heart is in the right place, but it's over here.
ReplyDeleteThis tests my confidentiality oath big time.
ReplyDelete"There's water everywhere."
ReplyDelete"I could sugarcoat the bad news but then you'd see right through me."
ReplyDelete"Yes, Neutron beams will cause cancer. Why do you ask?"
ReplyDelete"I'm amazed that it has taken you over a month to realize that I have Super Glue® on my stethoscope."
ReplyDelete