"In about an hour the main bully takes over, at noon some outsiders come in to help and declare 'Mission Accomplished', and then they all go on fighting for the rest of the day."
"The secret is to crush his larynx with a quick snap karate chop like blow and return to what you were doing before the women notice, thus eliminating him but keeping the flow and harmony of the sandbox in place."
"In about an hour the main bully takes over, at noon some outsiders come in to help and declare 'Mission Accomplished', and then they all go on fighting for the rest of the day."
ReplyDelete"We're trying a 'Fresh Step' approach to employee restroom facilities."
ReplyDeleteBaby Boomer Gulag!
ReplyDelete"Do you think I should tell them that this is my pet lion's litter box?"
ReplyDeleteSand in your Box ... Contact Debbie Douchebag Esq ... At 'Eat Mor Puss' (328-667-7877)!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Marne lost her IUD again.
ReplyDelete"Let me introduce you: There's Gilligan, The Skipper, Mr. and Mrs. Howell, The Professor, Ginger and Mary Ann."
ReplyDelete"...and here we have the auditions for Edward Albee's play, The Sandbox."
ReplyDelete"Associates, cat litter, what's the diff?"
ReplyDeleteLet's flood this thing and start a mud wrestling league.
ReplyDelete"Now...watch how quick sand can become quicksand, Hastings."
ReplyDelete"So where does your model of the happy workplace allow for sand in the crotch?"
ReplyDelete"They play 'I'm King of the Sandbox' -- appeals to bloggers mostly."
ReplyDelete"The last time I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up!"
ReplyDelete"Sometimes the guy on all fours is just a guy on all fours."
ReplyDelete"There ain't no Sandity Clause."
ReplyDeleteFor a joke, I left a pile of dung. They're still digging for the pony.
ReplyDelete"I figured if I wanted to make profits like I did in the 80's, I'd better bring back the cocaine lounge."
ReplyDelete"We're selling out. In fracking, sand is the new gold!"
ReplyDelete"The guy sitting on the edge is Al. He used to be very judgmental, but, now...not so much."
ReplyDelete"This lot are going to be culled. Head for higher ground and I'll cue the tsunami."
ReplyDelete"They seem to enjoy this more than the pool of tears."
ReplyDelete"I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor."
ReplyDelete"In Utah, they can all get married once they reach the age of maturity."
ReplyDelete"How come they ain't falling asleep?"
ReplyDelete"It's on the Bucket's, Bucket List!"
ReplyDeleteAfter this they each get a Gogurt and CapriSun,take a 20 minute nap and then its back to issuing crooked mortgages.
ReplyDelete"I got tired of sifting through all the shit to find an occasional nugget. Anyway, who am I to judge?"
ReplyDeleteJim Cavanaugh
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the Days of Our Lives."
ReplyDelete"Let's just wait until Doris opens her skirt."
ReplyDelete"Okay people, think outside the box."
ReplyDeleteWhat say we take a trip down memory lane and kick over a couple of sandcastles?
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ReplyDelete"The first manager to kick sand in an associate's face is our next CEO."
ReplyDelete"From watching just two days of Fox news?"
ReplyDelete"The secret is to crush his larynx with a quick snap karate chop like blow and return to what you were doing before the women notice, thus eliminating him but keeping the flow and harmony of the sandbox in place."
ReplyDelete"And this is where they write The New Yorker."
ReplyDeleteWe found that sand granules are a good match for micro-manager's break time.
ReplyDelete"This is the conceptual drone information management study... The sand represents the citizens."
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