Monday, November 25, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #406



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    47 comments:

    1. Dr SumguyNovember 25, 2013 at 7:53 AM

      "Leaky Ocean!"

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    2. Dr SumguyNovember 25, 2013 at 7:55 AM

      "It's Over Flo!"

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    3. al in laNovember 25, 2013 at 8:12 AM

      "Sorry for the delay...Let me see what ya got...Yeah okay, Dylan quote...Crazy bastard variation...Something topical...Something obscure...Nasty comment about me...Something really stupid...Kathy H link...a funny one from boneguy...10 from Anonymous that are pointless...DONE! Listen: some of them are not bad, but most of your captions for the last six weeks really suck...Keep trying. Okay?....See ya in another six weeks!...Happy Thanksgiving!...Gotta go!"

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    4. boneguyNovember 25, 2013 at 9:07 AM

      Global warming is blessing in disguise. Miami Beach is down to one zip code.

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    5. boneguyNovember 25, 2013 at 9:07 AM

      Three signs of life! You, me and al posting this week's cartoon.

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    6. LRNovember 25, 2013 at 10:08 AM

      "I asked for a wench."

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    7. AnonymousNovember 25, 2013 at 10:30 AM

      "Jesus!, you can walk on water. Can you save my ass too?"

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    8. Kathy HNovember 25, 2013 at 1:24 PM

      First episode of new sitcom, Fronds.

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    9. AnonymouseNovember 25, 2013 at 1:27 PM

      "I ate Gilligan, the Skipper, the Howells, the Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger. And, they were surprisingly tasty."

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    10. Tim HNovember 25, 2013 at 1:29 PM

      "You're kidding. Your name is Christopher, plumber?"

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    11. pg13November 25, 2013 at 1:48 PM

      "To the good anti-cappers who are still trying: I'm done. Farewell."

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    12. AnonymousNovember 25, 2013 at 6:54 PM

      "Hey pal, Al's Ship of Fools is sinking fast. That wrench ain't going to fix it."

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    13. SatireguyNovember 25, 2013 at 7:14 PM

      "Did you bring a boat?"

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    14. SatireguyNovember 25, 2013 at 7:18 PM

      "This is desert island cartoon; I think you want the home repair cartoon just down the hall."

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    15. DexNovember 25, 2013 at 8:50 PM

      "Am I glad to see you! I have been sitting here for weeks, self-judging, ahem"

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    16. AnonymousNovember 25, 2013 at 11:11 PM

      "Oh right, my kitchen faucet was dripping...until the typhoon hit."

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    17. Dr SumguyNovember 25, 2013 at 11:47 PM

      "Thank God I'm covered under my 'Home Warranty'!"

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    18. REXNovember 25, 2013 at 11:48 PM

      "You've come to judge me, I hope."

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    19. PuffinNovember 26, 2013 at 3:53 AM

      "No credit cards. Do coconuts work for you?"

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    20. boneguyNovember 26, 2013 at 5:56 AM

      You're late. Did you take a left at the Sargasso Sea?

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    21. Tim HNovember 26, 2013 at 9:36 AM

      "Howdy! Name's Ben Shapiro. I was named after a movie rat."

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    22. smuckNovember 26, 2013 at 1:46 PM

      "Welcome to the island, Mr. Supper. I mean, Shapiro."

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    23. CHARLIE PWAUMMERNovember 26, 2013 at 8:06 PM

      SUPPLIES!!!!

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    24. boneguyNovember 27, 2013 at 7:49 AM

      When you get back, would you let al know about the tsunami that blew up the nuclear power plant in Fukushima, JAPAN?

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    25. Dr SumguyNovember 27, 2013 at 9:34 AM

      "Al Gore sent me to unclog the drain ... He wants to see his net worth!"

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    26. AnonymousNovember 27, 2013 at 11:40 AM

      boneguy's right, al. Fukushima is the new Chernobyl like orange is the new black. Get it?.....good, now strip me of my third place medal for merely confusing you.

      And have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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    27. Dr SumguyNovember 27, 2013 at 2:12 PM

      "I came to plumb the depths!"

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    28. Lew S. LeakyNovember 27, 2013 at 8:05 PM

      "Great! You're here. Whatever. just bend over and show me your crack."

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    29. LRNovember 28, 2013 at 4:09 AM

      Happy Thanksgiving, Al! Check my late comment/response to Contest #405 results.

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    30. AnonymousNovember 29, 2013 at 6:45 PM

      "Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro. Have I got a load of shit for you!"

      Jim Cavsnsugh

      (Sometimes the spelling comes out like this because I am missing the tip of the little finger on my left hand. Show some sympathy and give me an HM, at least)

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    31. pg13November 30, 2013 at 9:51 AM

      "Fixed pricing? Fuck that, I'll take my chances on the next rescuer."

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    32. AnonymousNovember 30, 2013 at 6:29 PM

      "When I lived in Kentucky, we always danced when we clogged."

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    33. DexNovember 30, 2013 at 7:41 PM

      "Norman is an island"

      (Tip of the hat to smuck July 2011. Tip of the finger to Cavsnsugh November 2013.)

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    34. AnonymousDecember 1, 2013 at 7:49 AM

      Pointing my inDex right back at ya.

      Cavsnsugh

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    35. NJ-to-TXDecember 1, 2013 at 5:45 PM

      "Oy, not a wrench. A rench! A Jewish resort with horses is vat I asked for!"

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    36. Tim HDecember 1, 2013 at 7:25 PM

      Fukushima or Chernobyl. Travelocity or Priceline.com. In this work-a-day world, does it really matter? Oh, and fuck you, William Shatner.

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    37. Dr SumguyDecember 1, 2013 at 8:28 PM

      "If you came to 'Wrench my Nuts', you're too late!"

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    38. AnonymousDecember 1, 2013 at 8:34 PM

      "I can't believe the crap you went through."

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    39. PuffinDecember 1, 2013 at 10:00 PM

      'If you want to get your hands on an even bigger tool, slip behind the palm tree with me."

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    40. pg13December 2, 2013 at 5:25 AM

      "Well, at least you upheld your 'Same Year Service' guarantee."

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    41. gfwriteDecember 5, 2013 at 2:40 PM

      Santa?

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    42. NJ-to-TXDecember 9, 2013 at 10:50 AM

      "Can you get this tree out of my dolphin?"

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    43. Don DonDecember 18, 2013 at 1:35 AM

      "The house is behind me. The kitchen sink is in the back left of the house."

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    44. SatireguyDecember 23, 2013 at 2:08 PM

      "There's water everywhere."

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    45. gfwriteDecember 25, 2013 at 12:49 PM

      Damn. I lost the 10% discount magnet when I lost the frig.

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    46. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2014 at 6:56 PM

      "Too late".

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